schlongimidongus

The full name of a schlong which is another word for penis.

"Have you seen the stuff that Amber Heard did?"

"Yeah, she should suck a schlongimidongus."

by The Greek Chad May 19, 2022

Schlong

Also spelled "Shlong", Schlong refers to a to the penis in general, but usually an exceptionally long penis, but one that lacks in girth

Friend: "Wow, your schlong is huge!"
Me: "Yeah, but it's too skinny"

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

manly schlong

Where a man has a 10 foot long schlong

Girl: "Oh yeah i love your FAT COCK!!!"
Man: "Its called... a Manly Schlong"

by BigBootiBetty November 13, 2017

ginger schlong

usually a massive penis which is from a person with orange hair, pale skin and freckles

an urban legend is when insulted it grows in size

ooooooooooooooo that ginger schlong nailed me so hard

by gingers can die October 13, 2021

Napoleon Schlong

A musician who is an absolute dick to fans on social media.

I tried to have a reasonable discussion with that musician, and he pulled a total Napoleon Schlong on me and got rude.

by The Rock Oracle May 11, 2023

Ding Dong Schlong

Ding Dong Ditch but instead of running away you show whoever opens the door your Schlong (Male Genitalia)

Jonathan: "Hey, do you wanna Ding Dong Schlong with me tonight?"
William: "Yes, I'd love to Ding Dong Schlong with you tonight"

by xWhatDa November 11, 2022

schlong monkey

a hoe or prostitute

"I'm gonna get me a schlong monkey tonight."

by Cleofus April 1, 2007