scheizenkrieg

When two people are ahving a fight who are both rubbish at it.

Can be used as a replacement for shit

Derives from the German

Jack and Tom are having a scheizenkrieg

"Oh scheizenkrieg!"

by me1111111111111111111111111111 March 11, 2010

Scheissebahn

Pronounced (SHY-za-BON), a bastardized pseudo-German phrase meaning more or less "shit highway." A term which was coined to describe the Belt Parkway in Brooklyn, New York.

"Eastbound on the Scheissebahn is backed up. AS USUAL."

"Why are we taking the Scheissebahn when we could just take the streets?"

"Watch out for assholes in Infinity G37x's on the Scheissebahn."

by Abdallah Price August 12, 2012

scheizencopter

The word is used to describe the fallout of an event that affects one or more people in a bad way. Can also be used to accuse someone of spreading lies.

You know when a the shit hit's the fan that's bad right. well if nuclear bombs are detonated at altitude they cause more damage than if detonated at ground level as they affect a wider area because they aren't blocked by buildings. Imagine if you dropped shit on a helicopter at altitude.

Origin: German word for Shit "scheizen" or "Scheiße" in the mother tongue and the word Helicopter.

"Hit the fan?!?, it's hit the fucking scheizencopter!!!"

"Dude, stop being shizencopter, she didn't do anything to you"

"Stay away from Ted if you want to keep your job, he's flying the shizencopter"

"Oh dude, this town looks like it's had a visit from the scheizencopter"

"If we aren't careful we'll be going for a ride in the scheizencopter straight to the jobcentre"

"My boss totally threw me into the shizencopter just to save himself"

by Shizensword August 25, 2013

scheisse

1) A light cuss word in Germany. It directly translates to "shit", but in southern Germany kids will say it and not get in trouble. It really only means "crap".

2) An americanised way of spelling "sheiße", since the double s is hard to understand for most non-Germans and is hard to type on an american english keyboard.

3) A Lady Gaga song. Very surprising because she isn't German and she literally doesn't know a living fuck about pronunciation.

Scheisse! Ich habe vergessen, die Fußball-Weltmeisterschaft im Fernsehen zu sehen!

by VailStraightliner December 29, 2016

scheisstabben

When you accidentally close your web browser and have to reopen all of your tabs.

Scheisstabben!!!!!

by b00ger August 17, 2017

Scheissegalismus

Scheissegalismus ist eine Schweizer Szenebewegung, der es scheiss egal ist, was du von ihr hälst. Scheiss egal ist auch, ob du den Scheissegalismus unterstützt oder zelebrierst. Sie vertritt die politische Richtung des Non-politic way of life. Der Scheissegalismus wurde wurde von Felix Hohler und Rafael Schmid ins leben gerufen, und hat sich mitlerweilen etabliert.

Scheissegalismus ist auf alles und jeden zu scheissen.

by Scheissegalismus January 5, 2018

scheibenpflug

Not aware his friend could add this definition.
Has 1117 syllables in his name. Couldn’t find spacers for his Isuzu rodeo. And owns a $12 spoon from overstock.com.

# Scheibenpflug has seen an uptake since twitter changed to 280 character limit

by Dr in training June 14, 2018