granny schedule

the process in which a person battling a messed up sleeping pattern decides to skip 1 day of sleep in order to fall asleep by 8 p.m. and be awake by 4 a.m. Thus starting a new healthier sleeping pattern, like grannies.

Damn foo! I'm so tired, I didn't go to sleep last night because I want to go on granny schedule!

by Ben Robot July 2, 2008

Scheisseporn

A term for German scat porn.

Dude, you gotta see this Scheisseporn video I got from Munich today! This German chick named Inga takes 90 minutes of guys taking dumps on her face!

by Uberfart November 15, 2005

Scheiße

A German cuss word meaning shit.
Also used to express astonishment.

Heilige Scheiße! = Holy shit!

by Snoo October 1, 2005

schaivo

Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): schai·vo; schai·vo·ed;

1: To incapacitate someone.
2: To deprived of food and/or water.
3: FUBAR

1: Don't mess with me, dude. I'll schaivo you.
2: Pull over. I'm schavoed.
3: Dude, she's schaivoed.

by GreenMonter April 15, 2005

don't base your schedule around me

The cockiest thing someone can say.

Person 1: Hey, wanna play some basketball tomorrow?
Person 2: No i can't i'm busy tomorrow, don't base your schedule around me ^^

by bdson1993 October 30, 2009

Scheck

adj. describing ones state of confusion about how much weed just got stole from them.

Man i just got my shit broke in to, what the scheck happened?

by JhoodY February 9, 2008

Scheffin'

~verb- To inhale excessive amounts of pot smoke all day.

Damn Casey, your mom hella thinks I'm scheffin'

Damn "B" i'm scheffed!

Damn that bitch can scheff

Damn, what would scheff do

Damn, this smells kinnda scheffy

Damn, fucking scheffers right?

Damn, karl keeps it the scheffest

Damn, i would scheff that for free

Damn, A. "you scheffed Mary?"

B. "Hardly even scheffable at best"

Damn, ...

by lil'_scheffer December 29, 2009