sawed-off

A short dude.

by 5th Column May 6, 2003

schwednesday

Sexual Harassment Wednesday. A weekly event of sexually harassing someone or something at any given time on a Wednesday. Just another reason to feel up a significant other or someone you know or even just something you see.
Rules-(just so you do not offend anyone or become arrested)
1. The "target" has to know about schwednesday and be a willing candidate.
2. Has to be fun not always sexual but can be.
3. The act of making everyone else in the room really awkward is always a plus.
4. DO NOT ACTUALLY COMMIT SEXUAL HARASSMENT!!! Really Important

Hey what day is it?
SCHWEDNESDAY!!!!! (leading to fun groping and Fondling)
The End.

by Kale Anderson November 11, 2007

sawed-offs

pants that fall between the ankle and knee in length; essentially capri pants for men, made to sound more manly.

guy 1: dude, are you seriously wearing capri pants?
guy 2: psh, no, capris are for women. these are sawed-offs.

by i invented shizam August 11, 2010

Scared

A word that describes a feeling people get when they have been busted in serious crimes against not only the american people but myself ..I'm contacting federal agents to take over this matter and appointing a federal lawyer to handle the case ..good luck

Dont be scared jail isn't that bad

by Rollin thunder November 26, 2018

scared toilet seat syndrome

medical, The emotional fellings of a toilet seat located in public ones home. The seat fears fat ass people, you know the ones that walk through the stores ie Wal-Mart whos butt or hips are the largest part of their body. The seat is paranoid of these people dropping their oversized underware to use the toilet. The fear comes from having to see these people pull their cheeks apart just before sitting down and then being confined in total darkness. That is not the worse part, then the toilet seat has to see the dirty ass, because to much skin was in the way while pooping and is now covered in feces.

The toilet seat wobbled with fear as fat ass Margret began to have a seat. After three or four times of experiencing this fear the toilet seat's doctor diagnosed the seat with " scared toilet seat syndrome"

by zeusking007 November 3, 2007

slawed

When you break up with a girl during sex and then dump mayonnaise all over her.

I got slawed last night, and then took a long shower.

by Ladygaga1234 December 9, 2013

scaredom

The act of shitting bricks in extreme stress.
* mainly used in third person *

(being scared dipshit) >:D

1. jonny said in complete scaredom "HOLY SHIT!"

2. "Mom was startled with extreme scaredom"

by ThatsAWordNow May 4, 2013