When someone is in front of you and without warning you get your hand between there thighs and slap there thighs back and forth saying "Slappy Salmon"
I was behind my friend walking up a flight of stairs and it was a perfect opportunity to give him a slappy salmon. I gave him a slappy salmon and he turned around and yelled "knock it off" he was pissed.
by Madmonk210 October 22, 2020
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This will make you un-resistable to all women and are the most likely to be bought drinks all night.
This will make you un-resistable to all women and are the most likely to be bought drinks all night.
"Your Salmon is very well packed this evening"
"No money ... No problems... I'm a grade A Salmon Packer"
"No money ... No problems... I'm a grade A Salmon Packer"
by theofficialsalmonpackers June 9, 2017
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by mydudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee March 13, 2018
Get the elijah salmon mug.The sexual position where a woman lays on her back with her legs hanging over a man who is laying on his side perpendicular to the woman during the act of coitous, resembling a salmon trying to get upstream in the spawn as he moves in a humping motion
by feeldasteel October 14, 2008
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Horatio: I believe tht is what is known as the salmon dance.
Jimmy: Damn, i feel sorry for the chicks out there.
Horatio: I believe tht is what is known as the salmon dance.
Jimmy: Damn, i feel sorry for the chicks out there.
by sumwigga October 29, 2007
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