Salmon Cannon

An absolute beast of a fisher woman; Annie Birch. Any ok’d day out on the lake and you’ll find Annie, drinkin a bud and catchin a buzz as she reals in a 20 fightin’ fish.

“you ever heard of that girl annie birch” “oh yeah she’s a true salmon cannon” “ah true she sure does get around!”

Salmon Cannon by AnnaCathrn October 27, 2020

Salmon Suction Cup 

When a person with an uncircumcised penis sticks the head of it to the receivers skin, then slides the foreskin over the head and holds it to the skin. While holding the foreskin in place, they pull the penis back away from the receiver, causing a suction cup with the foreskin. When it is released, it makes a "pop" sound.

Hey Devon, why is there a hickey on your thy? Oh Dennis gave me a Salmon Suction Cup last night!

Salmon Suction Cup by Kweendevin April 10, 2021

salmon dressing 

When a man wants a woman to squirt on his oven baked salmon, before he can eat it. Eg. Like a condiment. Fetish.

Matt: “man, I just wanna go to Amsterdam and pay some hot chick for a salmon dressing.”

salmon dressing by 9tea December 1, 2021

salmon lips 

An overweight bulbous white male, who has pasty white skin with a pinkish hue, whose lip color matches his skin tone.

Look how stupid that salmon lipped bastards 1/4 socks look. #notacop #salmon lips

salmon lips by Mitchellshost October 13, 2022

Salmon Kill 

Verb, noun

To kill someone in a first person shooter video game in multiplayer, immediately after said player has re-spawned, in a similar way to how a bear kills a salmon after spawning upriver.

Oh man, I just got salmon killed!

Hey sorry about the salmon kill Swarley...

Salmon Kill by Garrett Alden November 16, 2007

salmon splats 

Diarrhea brought on by eating salmon.

“I didn’t want to stay for a drink because after dinner, I had a bad case of the salmon splats.”

salmon splats by Trent E. Reilly July 10, 2018

salmon canyon 

British slang term for vagina.

Sickening... I can smell that girl's salmon canyon from here...doesn't she wash??

salmon canyon by Brad June 11, 2006