Smooth Criminal

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You've been hit by___
You've been struck by___
A SMOOTH CRIMINAL

by munsworldddddddd January 4, 2022

Smooth oozer

Someone who constantly is oozing out smooth through every pore and orifice.

Leech Dogg: Man see that mother fucker there, wearing that fedora, suckin on a joint?

Willy Maverick: He is one fuckin smooth oozer!

Leech Dogg: Fuck oath, smooth is comin out everywhere.

by Badger Whipness January 21, 2009

Smooth Milk

A big black fucking cunt

Smooth Milk is black

by Qari Saab November 18, 2020

smooth gooch

The process of smoothing ones gooch or taint be repeatedly rubbing an erect penis onto the gooch or taint.

After I smooth gooched my girl friend, I had no problem with going downstairs.

by imaboy5117 May 17, 2011

smooth sailin'

When someone jacks off with sand paper. Typically one who is in to masochist things would perform this.

Hey, what aisle is the sand paper on? I want to go smooth sailin'.

by Krl Wnslw February 17, 2008

smoothing the cat

1. When a girl shaves her pubic region.

2. Also apparently just a west country term for stroking your cat but that's no fun.

1. "I pulled this girl last night, I was so glad she had recently smoothed the cat before I went down on her"

Shirley "Are we gonna try and pull tonight?"
Cherish "Yeah"
Shirley "Best get smoothing the cat then"

2. "I love smoothing our new cat"

by Conan1992 March 30, 2011

smooth juicer

a cool kid, when you have friends but you no life call of duty world at war all night with your other juicers

Jordan Kelleher is a smooth juicer

by JJ Juicer March 11, 2009