Shrek

god

Have you payed to our lord and savior Shrek

by Antonio20050418 February 1, 2019

Shrek

The Hulk in his mid-life crisis. He's gained weight, lost muscle, and gotten trapped by marriage.

He has a ginormous, just absolutely massive green cock and a sweet sweet vest.

Person 1: Man, Hulk really let himself go.
Person 2: Yeah, marriage will do that to ya, he's a real Shrek now.

by Sausage_and_Meatballs February 10, 2019

Shrek

A character sadly more famous than Mike Myers these days.

To be fair though, Shrek 3 ruined the franchise before the internet got its hands on it.

by CelticEagle February 13, 2019

Shrek

Shrek is love Shrek is life

I will shrek you

by FeckerShreker April 4, 2019

Shrek

The sexiest cartoon character known to man.

I wanna fuck Shrek so hard

by Despacitodude69 April 28, 2019

Shrek

God himself, we praise him every day ever since the Religion Update 69.420 that added Shrekstiaity.

Chad: Hail our Lord and Savoir Shrek.
Jeff: I praise Shrek every day too, brother.

by Yes'd June 1, 2019

Shrek

A very sexyogre who lives in a sexy swamp.

I watch Shrek hentai.

by ejejbwba June 8, 2019