by caligurl88 September 13, 2004
by xXASSCLOWN69Xx June 29, 2011
“hey buddy, wanna go rip the pine this weekend?”
“can’t, wifes in town, she thinks i’m having an affair because i’ve been rippin’ the pine too much, i told her it was just fishing but she doesn’t understand!”
“dude did you tell her that pine ripper is just another name for fishing?”
“yeah she still doesn’t believe me”
“what a whore”
“can’t, wifes in town, she thinks i’m having an affair because i’ve been rippin’ the pine too much, i told her it was just fishing but she doesn’t understand!”
“dude did you tell her that pine ripper is just another name for fishing?”
“yeah she still doesn’t believe me”
“what a whore”
by ultimatepineripper December 04, 2019
A loud fart, lasting several seconds, sounding much like someone ripping apart a large sheet of canvas. It can be smelly or benign, wet or dry. It gains it's distinctive sound and volume by being expelled under great intestinal pressure, with the pucker-string pulled as tight as possible. Some people often have to reach around and separate the cheeks prior to release, in order to reduce any restriction of flow, and to achieve the loudest possible volume.
Every morning, dad would walk down the hallway to my room, kick open the door, hyke up one leg, and wake me up with his morning canvas ripper.
by Ibin Yankinoff March 30, 2017
Ethan- Hey man hit this I put applejuice in here!!
James- Oh yeah *takes hit* Man this is good! I want more of this!
Everyone else- Dude you're a Piss Ripper!!!!
James- Oh yeah *takes hit* Man this is good! I want more of this!
Everyone else- Dude you're a Piss Ripper!!!!
by ethanizdashyyt June 25, 2011
by Laura July 19, 2004
by .greg chugger February 07, 2005