Rotten Dick Jungle

An disease in which your pubes grow so damn thick that it's like a jungle - it starts to wrap around your cock like a bushy wall, even Trump doesn't wanna get in on that shit. And then it rots. Pretty self explanatory. It's gonna be lions and tigers and bears and shit in there too, probably Ebola, a barrel of fuckin monkeys, the whole goddamn shebang. TL;DR shave it to save it from rotten dick jungles.

Skye-"hey man, how've you been holding up lately?"
Riley-"not good man. My cock fell off from a bad case of rotten dick jungle."
Skye- "lol rip"

by Cloudyskye69 March 1, 2019

riot

unrestrained disturbance resulting in violent behavious

The population was in riot over the decision made by the local police.

by arm May 13, 2005

Rotten Ronnie's

McDonald's Restaurant

Worker: Hey man I'm going to Rotten Ronnie's for lunch. Wanna come?
Co-worker: No thanks, ate there yesterday and I still don't feel good.

by Kojakmtl September 24, 2013

rotten

a word which can be used to describe or define something which is disgusting, yucky, smelly, unsightly or dirty. See also rancid

1. "Check out that old lady's hair. Now thats rotten"
2. Person 1: Dont eat that sandwich.
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: It looks rotten.
Person 2: But i made it today. Its probably the egg thats making it look funny...
Person: No, not FUNNY. ROTTEN. and yes, it would have to be the egg.

by b3c September 25, 2005

riot

someone or something funny or entertaining

That kid is such a riot. I couldn't stop laughing when he told that joke.

by Light Joker February 1, 2005

Health Care Riot

1. An angry, sometimes violent, demonstration against health care reform at the local level.

2. A mob that turns out at a Congressional "Town Hall" meeting to oppose the President Obama's health care reform initiative. Many such mobs are organized in advance by conservative lobbying groups supported by the pharmaceutical and insurance industries.

3. A loud, boisterous act of political opposition designed to overwhelm the conversation about health care reform by using shouting and physical intimidation.

John actually supports health care reform, but he wasn't able to speak because the Town Hall Meeting turned into a Health Care Riot.

by Peter Kobs August 7, 2009

rotten crotch

a name to describe a nasty crotch you wouldnt touch even while wearing a space suit.

ashley needs to get her smelly rotten crotch checked out.

by emily,tina,jill September 14, 2008