Real Author

A "Real Author" is someone who has at least 500 people show up for book signings. It has nothing to do with being an international best seller or owning your own mountain purchased through your book sales. It only has to do with how many people show up to get you to sign their books.

"So, how many people are out there?"
"There's about 200 in line!"
<sigh>"Still not a Real Author"

by Skua September June 18, 2018

Real Girlfriend

Calls you for nothing, texts you all the time, wants to see you, cries, gets jealous and over protective because she LOVES YOU.

I have a real girlfriend!

by BearcatCheer February 3, 2012

real hitta

a kinda person who loyal,know they shit,always been there since day one,and alway stay 100 bout everything.

my mom is my real hitta

by Sally Hansen June 28, 2017

The Real Homie

Better then a best friend, a person that is there for you when you need them the most. A person you can tell anything too, no matter how strange. If they're of opposite sex they can have guy discussions by simply uttering/texting "Guy Mode" and vice versa. Even if they are upset with one another they still have the other persons back. Ultimately, being called the real homie is the greatest thing one can call a true real ass person. At the end of the day, yall friends for life.

Maria is the real homie, because she puts up Kevin's bs. Why does Kevin bs? Because he thinks her reactions are funny, but sometimes they can backfire.

Kevin is the real homie, because he can make Maria laugh/smile when she's angry/sad/upset.

by kidkid02 September 6, 2015

Real Nigga

A man who is not only true to their selves. But REAL and true to his surrounding loved ones.

Real niggas don't lie

Real niggas don't cheat

That dude keep it 100, he a real nigga.

by ItsSoCold69 December 28, 2016

the real MVP

After Kevin Durant's acceptance speech for NBA 2013/14 MVP, in which he called his mother the "real mvp", the term has become commonly used when giving someone appreciation or thanks.

"I did your homework."
"Thanks man, you the real MVP.

by thesvs October 9, 2014

real rapper

A person who writes their own raps and has impeccable flow.

“Bro, do you know any real rappers in kpop?”

“Oh yeah! Jeon Soyeon of (G) I-DLE always writes her own raps and her flow is amazing!”

by rose thyme September 2, 2020