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Chovy's Razor

A social behavioral law which states: As the age of any Instagram account approaches infinity the probability that a cat related post will be made approaches 1:1.

Said to be "invoked" once someone has placed a seemingly unnecessary photo of a cat on a social-networking site.
"I need to stop this ridiculous cat posting right now, I am invoking Chovy's Razor!"
by Sean Enderson November 24, 2013
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Razor Racing

Razor Racing is when you are in a hurry so you shave really fast that it's like your razor is racing.
Girl One- To make it to the party I had to Razor Race.

Girl One- I almost didn't make it, I was in such a hurry that I was razor Racing

Girl Two- How did you make it on time?
Girl One- I Razor Raced
by Anonymous12345666789 June 19, 2017
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Razor - Khaos

Razor - Khaos is a small youtuber that posts really unfunny videos of him and his friends making inside jokes. Also he is stinky.
Have you seen the new Razor - Khaos video on YouTube?
by SHREKBOIY February 16, 2020
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razor fresh

a word used to describe a really hot guy; sexy; hot; clean shaven sexy boy; gorgeous guy.
"that boy is razor fresh."
"dayum that boy is razor fresh!"
by Tamara panic August 14, 2007
mugGet the razor freshmug.

Musk's Razor

Never attibute an attention-seeking media personality's chaos to a subtle and complex plan when it can be attributed to narcissistic sociopathy.
The destruction of Twitter is Musk's razor writ large.
by DJbackward November 6, 2022
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Razor Jerk

when you have a kidney stone in your urethra then you jerk off so when you cum it cuts up the inside of your penis
cystinuretic: dude i’ve got a kidney stone in my dick
guy2: you should try a razor jerk
by Yungincel February 15, 2020
mugGet the Razor Jerkmug.

Rogan’s Razor

The phenomenon of when a podcaster or political commentator’s biggest critics have never even listened to them, and instead hate them based purely on what the media and Twitter says.
“Nobody has stronger opinions about Joe Rogan than people who have never listened to Joe Rogan.”

-Quote from Edward Snowden that demonstrates Rogan’s Razor
by falkenlaser February 8, 2022
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