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Pork Ranger

An obsessive, over-zealous and egotistical Park Ranger who feels a need to ticket drivers for speeding, typically on roads outside of his or her jurisdiction.
Better slow down, those Pork Rangers will ticket you for five miles over the limit!
by Jock Cousteau August 11, 2008
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Ranger

Rangers are a group of badass mother fuckers that fuck bitches, slap hoes, drink excessively, and kill the bad guys.
They don't take shit and avoid gay shit like high and tight hair cuts or ACU anything.

They do in fact party like rock stars and live off three things: tobacco, alcohol, and monsters.

Caution: Tend to run into problems while drunk (such as the law or douche bags)
"Who was that guy who tried to bite that guys neck off in the fight" -Guy 1

"I don't know but he was screaming Rangers Lead The Way while hitting him." -Guy 2
by SemperFag May 29, 2010
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ranker

some one that is called out to fight and backs down.
homie youre a lil ranker fukin bitch ass nigguh
by non more March 7, 2009
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power rangers

early-mid 90's kids' television show that had a kick-ass first season.

After that, people began to realise that the plot for every single show was the same. Season two was season one, but they changed the costumes and made the names longer.
How power rangers replaced re-runs of masters of the Universe, thundercats and not-so-old teenage mutant ninja turtles we'll never know.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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rectum ranger

by biff malibu May 13, 2005
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Pink Power Ranger

The pink power ranger, was always the more flamboyant member of the power ranger team. When the others would be out saving the world, she/occasionaly he would be doing his hair/nails or occassionaly some maths homework. However due to a drop in in young girls obsessed with the colour pink, or confused young men, there has been a dip in recruitment for the pink power ranger. Many have tried and many have failed, either breaking a nail or remembering they left the oven on, 5 minutes in.
Ben: One day i hope to be the pink power ranger
Tom: Dont worry, i believe in you,
/ TEAM HUG
by Captain Pigeon November 24, 2007
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raniero

a man with a huge penis, a male that has extraordinary love-making skills, "man-meat" .
that guy is hung like raniero!!
by panchira February 2, 2010
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