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rank wank 

wanking to material you would usually find to be 'rank', or disgusting, but still managing to finish
Friend 1: I watched a porno last night where a pregnant chick was getting fucked anally against a brick wall, and then she went into labour.
Friend 2: Wow, that sounds disgusting.
Friend 1: Yeah, it was a pretty rank wank.
rank wank by kingbiscuit December 25, 2012
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rank chaser 

Enlisted Men or women who have sex with military senior enlisted NCO's or higher ranking officers.

Junior Enlisted service members who try to have relationships with higher ranking Soldiers so they get can get promoted quicker.

Hey I just had sex with a Captain in the ARMY! I'm totally getting promoted to Sergeant!
Hey I'm a rank chaser so I can get promoted quicker!
rank chaser by DirtyDarry April 19, 2018

rank nachos 

a state of which an individual feels the need to cum on certain objects such as leftover nachos or an old musty lamp that was owned by their great grandma before she died of parkinsons
yo frank, im in a real need of some rank nachos! chuck us those leftover wontons from that #radical chinese fiesta last night my guy!
rank nachos by sandynigga May 19, 2018

Rank of Master 

A title that Anakin will never get.
Mace Windu: You're on this council,but we do not grant you the Rank of Master.

Anakin:What? How can you do this? This is outrageous! It's unfair! How can you be on the council and not be a master?

Rank beggar 

An annoying dumbass begging for ranks. Usually found in roblox groups, and are more abundant if the person knows you in real life (if you are the group leader)
Person 1: gIvE mE aDmiRaL rAnk pLZZ
Person 2: shutup rank beggar!
Rank beggar by some dude irl December 18, 2019

Rank beggar 

a dumbass who keeps begging for ranks. More abundant if the person knows you in real life (if you are an admin or anyone who can grant ranks)
Person 1: gIbE mE dA rAnK
Person 2: no! die rank beggar!
Rank beggar by some dude irl December 18, 2019