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cristine the science queen

A Simply Nailogical character. The mother of all holosexuals and the creator of all good. She killed Bill Nye.
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Queen of Alternative

Lana Del Rey.

This is not even up for debate. Her impact in the music industry is unmatched. Billie Eilish, Melanie Martinez, Halsey, and other copycats desperately want to be her.
“I’m listening to Ultraviolence by the queen of alternative.”

“The queen of alternative was robbed at the 2020 Grammys! Norman Fucking Rockwell is the album of the decade!”
by littleharlottt September 12, 2020
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a queen

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slay queen
by islayeveryone12 June 6, 2018
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Gypsy Queen

The human embodiment of a leaf on a river. She effortlessly and seamlessly bounds from one experience to the next; thriving off of the good, and learning from any bad. A head full of dreams and aspirations, a heart full of love and tolerance, and wits sharp enough to disarm any situation with humor, and navigate any obstacle with grace.

She is the one you simultaneously envy, yet can't help but gravitate towards. She lights up the darkest of rooms, can conjure up huge smiles out of the hardest of hearts, and can break through the defenses of even the most guarded and aloof. When around her, she makes you feel like you are the only two people in the world. No matter the situation - clinging to the side of a windswept volcano, running from a police helicopter through the desert, dingy-dropping into strong oceanic currents filled with sharks - one look at her and you feel completely safe and at ease.

Did I mention she is gorgeous? Stunning, actually. At first look you are captivated. 3 minutes into meeting her you are enthralled. Every time you see her your heart tumbles, and the enchantment you felt from your first encounter never fades. You'll catch yourself staring at her as she prances around the room getting ready for work, wondering what song is playing in her head. She is most beautiful in the morning, and her glow endures the day - even post-workout.

She is, in a nutshell, the most incredible person you would ever have the privilege of meeting.
First Guy: You know that hottie that drives that VW van?

Second Guy: Of course! You would have to be blind not to notice her.

First Guy: She smiled at me the other day. It made me feel awesome!

Second Guy: Ah, man! You're lucky! She must be some kind of gypsy queen.
by HK - MBP February 10, 2013
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killer queen

-She's Guaranteed to blow your mind

-Drop of a hat she's as willing as Playful as a pussy cat

-To absolutely drive you wild
by katie March 28, 2005
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Queen Elizabeth II

Someone who made me lose hope got human immortality.
by UltimateDoge September 8, 2022
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trailer park queen

Mega hottie that looks and seems to be high class and out of your league. But when you get the guts to talk to her and come to find out it seems she was raised in a trailer park by Carnies. As soon as u no this grab a few tall ones of steel reserve, pack of Winston's and a bag of Meth !!! Get ready because her and her mom will be blowing you all night long. But a Tip for the Tip...make sure they take there false teeth out first. It will blow your mine!!!!
She may look hight class but she really is a trailer park queen.
by UpDog July 4, 2014
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