Punjab Python Parade

When 5 or more dudes form a circle by holding hands while one girl sits on her knees in the middle. She bobs on each dick one time and then the circle rotates, providing another dick for her to perform on. This continues until every dude skeets.

Dude, I heard Greg, Chase, Trey, Dave, Adam, Chandler, and Alec had a 4 hour 11 minute Punjab Python Parade last night.

by pythonparader69 January 8, 2011

Shitting out pythons

A near-endless log of shit that travels out your anus that is very long, like a python

Just ate those sketchy sausages, and I'm shitting out pythons!

by ElephantShit1050 January 7, 2023

monty python

over rated, out dated, british comedy troupe from the 70's. Funny for a while, then fizzes with age.

works under pretense of intelectualism that dazzles pretentious college/high school kids who think they're smart when they get some of the jokes.

monty python is for pretentious kids who think they're smart.

by slddsldk January 15, 2005

24 inch pythons

"Hollywood" Hulk Hogan's highly exagerrated arm measurements.

at the most, Hulk Hogan's "24 inch pythons" were 21-22 inches in their prime

by mike potter September 25, 2005

Python Year Old

A teenager new to programming who asks simple questions and holds strong opinions based on very limited experience.

Coined by FuryoShonen.

This Python Year Old kept messaging me asking for help with his Discord Bot

by ProgrammerWithBadIdeas April 14, 2022

banana carpet python

Fake, photoshopped carpet python that never existed.

Check out my banana carpet python. Now buy some jaguars from me!!!!

by Jan Eric October 23, 2009

Knobbed him with a Python

The most satisfying kill in Call of Duty: Black Ops.

Can have the pronoun changed as required, such as Knobbed him/her/them with a Python.

Often followed by a battle cry of "Python!"

I ran round the corner and someone fired an RPG past my head, so I knobbed him with a python, happy days!

by chaoticplanet January 26, 2011