Monty Python Birthday Hell Song 

A birthday song sung so off-key and out of tune, it almost sounds like it could've come from "Monty Python".

Person A: I hoped you didn't mind the "Monty Python Birthday Hell Song".

Person B: Aww.. you guys know that's a compliment!

Monty Python Birthday Hell Song by moonfox42 December 14, 2011

spitting python 

The spitting python is a non-aggressive reptile with worldwide distribution. I prefers warm, dark environments, and is known to explore wet burrows when excited. While non-venomous, it is known for it's milky white spit that it can produce when handled in the way it prefers. It comes in a range of sizes and colours, and is generally friendly.

Hey baby, do you wanna handle my spitting python?

spitting python by Dr Humpalumpa March 16, 2016

Albino Python 

A large white penis that usually occurs in the albino African-American community, but can occasionally be found on a person of European descent

In the shower earlier, I was noticing your albino python, Maynard. Quite Impressive!
Thanks for noticing, Tyrone. Your Alabama black snake ain't nothing to sneeze at either.
Wanna bate?
Hell yeah!

Albino Python by Razrback11 June 6, 2013

Void Python 

When you see/feel a snake circling around you that isn't there. Can be caused by lack of sleep or drug use.
Person A: "What are you looking at?"
Person B: "I think i'm looking at a void python."

Person A: "What are you looking at?"
Person B: "I think i'm looking at a void python."

Void Python by Chaos Nigthshade August 21, 2015

bald python

Shaved Penis and Testicles

Aaron: Nice bald Python
Oscar: Thx

bald python by Nerfalicious December 28, 2015

selfie python 

a person, generally a woman, who upon any social interaction instantly grabs you, pulls you close, and takes a selfie with you. You are in a death grip and can not escape before the selfie is taken.

Oh no, here comes Danielle, i'm running to the bathroom before she gets her selfie python death grip on me and everyone knows I was here.

selfie python by ROCKBOB26 March 18, 2016

Happy Python

Happy Python has the biggest balls in the universe. Even god himself fears him. Python even leaked his own phone number to a discord sever.

You got balls as big as Happy Python

Happy Python by Rāñdøm güy April 29, 2022