Phrase derived from a common online shopping option, but now used in colloquial speech to indicate that a requested action or item is beyond the pale and will not be honored. Often accompanied by a W hand-sign formed by an angled linking of two L's using the thumb and pointer finger.
You want to borrow my first edition copy of Alfred Bester's The Demolished Man? Yo, put it on your wish list.
by shakenspear June 15, 2020
George: “The mine will fail.”
Ross: “But our freedom never will.”
George: (defeated)
Ross: “Put that in your pillow and sleep on it.”
Ross: “But our freedom never will.”
George: (defeated)
Ross: “Put that in your pillow and sleep on it.”
by Ross Poldark June 10, 2019
Instructions describing the proper sequence of one of the common methods of ingesting marijuana. In such form it can be broken into two steps.
Step 1: put that (marijuana) in your pipe.
Step 2: smoke it.
It should be noted that these instructions leave out the critical steps: attain marijuana, pull out the seeds in your cheap-ass shit, and use the lighter to enflame the illegal substance.
Step 1: put that (marijuana) in your pipe.
Step 2: smoke it.
It should be noted that these instructions leave out the critical steps: attain marijuana, pull out the seeds in your cheap-ass shit, and use the lighter to enflame the illegal substance.
Person 1: "Hey man, what should I do with this marijuana?"
Person 2: "Put that in your pipe and smoke it."
Person 1: "I still don't understand."
Person 2: "Put that in your pipe and smoke it."
Person 1: "I still don't understand."
by Tom March 30, 2005
From the Journal Of The Royal Society Of Medicine. To insert a foreign object into ones Urethra for sexual pleasure especially during masturbation. Damn Doctors U got scary black humour.
A 62-year-old man was referred to us from a nursing home by staff concerned that he had apparently passed a small household (AAA size) battery per urethra. The patient was in pain with difficulty in passing urine. Relevant in his past medical history was that one year previously we had endoscopically removed a pen lid from his bulbar urethra.
An X-ray of his pelvis revealed what appeared to be two dense foreign bodies in his urethra. Urethroscopy revealed two AAA size household batteries lodged in his bulbar urethra. On further questioning at discharge, the patient admitted to inserting three AAA sized batteries into his urethra for sexual gratification during masturbation four weeks earlier. The Doctors decided to call it putting lead in your pencil, the age old euphemism for sexual vigour and erections.
An X-ray of his pelvis revealed what appeared to be two dense foreign bodies in his urethra. Urethroscopy revealed two AAA size household batteries lodged in his bulbar urethra. On further questioning at discharge, the patient admitted to inserting three AAA sized batteries into his urethra for sexual gratification during masturbation four weeks earlier. The Doctors decided to call it putting lead in your pencil, the age old euphemism for sexual vigour and erections.
by Mengele's lab rat January 11, 2012
Tina_Lyn-damn it you killed me!!
Rel_Michele-You killed me first.So put that in your juice box and suck it!!
Rel_Michele-You killed me first.So put that in your juice box and suck it!!
by Tina_lyn1128 May 26, 2009
by beansoup23 May 13, 2018
To put axe on your own foot.
Sam have put axe on his own foot by investing all his money in one company shares and got a big loss.
Sam have put axe on his own foot by investing all his money in one company shares and got a big loss.
by Khizrabad January 29, 2016