turd-purse

In reference to a person's anal cavity "rectum".

You're friend can be such a turd-purse sometimes.

by Preybird April 12, 2016

purse out

To not do something for a girly reason. Contrary to popular belief, "purse out" is NOT sexist.

My girlfriend was going to wash my car, but she had a purse out and went to the mall.

by Wan Kah December 5, 2007

purse food

Food stored in a carrying satchel, such as a puse, carrying bag or luggage, eaten at later time.

I found this purse food, think it's from taco bell last Friday.

by food, fas food, old, gross March 12, 2011

Purse Dial

A call made because we chose to choose an iPhone or some other touch screen technology. Typically happens at inappropriate hours to all the wrong people. Hours vary but invariably late at night when one has iPhone in pocket having good times.

OMG dude! Did you just purse dial me at 3:00 am? My wife picked it up. We are through.

by Kit Snickers July 19, 2010

purse fruit

A piece of fruit (i.e. banana, plum, apple) that is found in the bottom of a woman's purse, and is often warm and of questionable freshness.

I was really hungry, but we were stuck in traffic when Diana offered me a piece of purse fruit.

by Dave Newport May 3, 2007

Purse Holder

-a name to describe an unattractive girl
-girl tends to be over-weight and it watch is seen watching/ holding her friends purses in a club setting while her friends go out and pursue there own interests

Boy 1: Peggy is such a purse holder
Boy 2: I'd Have to be drunk to hit that shit.

by Michelle Mardox January 23, 2009

purse gluttony

the womanly sin of purchasing and owning an over abundant amount of purses.

Today, at the mall, I resisted the temptation of purse gluttony by not giving in to buying a new purse since i already own over a hundred.

by ekamarie October 9, 2010