by AVR January 12, 2009

Coming from the ever so famous word "douche," a douche pup is one who is a douche in the making. A semi- douche. A bastard.
Person A: "Hey baby! Want to see my rather large shennanigan?"
Woman: "You bastard! How dare you!"
She walks away
Person A: That line never works! I don't get it! Its huge!
Person B: "Hey listen here ya douche pup! Ladies prefer gentlemen!"
Woman: "You bastard! How dare you!"
She walks away
Person A: That line never works! I don't get it! Its huge!
Person B: "Hey listen here ya douche pup! Ladies prefer gentlemen!"
by The one and only PB May 12, 2007

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by shippo June 3, 2005

by Bobbo2333 June 21, 2009

To have sexual intercourse with a girl. It's when you stick your erected penis into her anal cavity while she is taking a wicked dump; you're penis will normally come out stained brown with her own shit
"Dude, did you get laid with Harmony? "
Kid: "yeah, but my dick came out a mud pup when I did anal with her."
"Damn bro that's pretty gnar"
Kid: "yeah, but my dick came out a mud pup when I did anal with her."
"Damn bro that's pretty gnar"
by AlGoregasm March 3, 2015
