Its when you've graduated a shit long time ago, and are almost 30, and come back to high school to get with the younger bitches, because you were not accepted into uni.
Pullin' a Joaquin is a very desperate move, as it is a sign that you have
a) not achieved anything in life
b) do not have bitches to fuck with in your life
c) probably still a virgin
Pullin' a Joaquin is a very desperate move, as it is a sign that you have
a) not achieved anything in life
b) do not have bitches to fuck with in your life
c) probably still a virgin
Conversation:
Me: Yo, whats this nigger doing here, didn't he graduate like 5 years ago?
Other person: Yeah man, but don't sweat it, he's only pullin' a Joaquin, so his come back to get with our bitches.
Me: Well, I guess im not mad now as he is almost 30 and has not achieved anything in his life. I know im not going to be pullin' a Joaquin when I graduate.
Me: Yo, whats this nigger doing here, didn't he graduate like 5 years ago?
Other person: Yeah man, but don't sweat it, he's only pullin' a Joaquin, so his come back to get with our bitches.
Me: Well, I guess im not mad now as he is almost 30 and has not achieved anything in his life. I know im not going to be pullin' a Joaquin when I graduate.
by JammBouty October 30, 2011
Get the Pullin' a Joaquin mug.the act of masturbating in an unusual place where people think you might be gay
Backstory:
(a freshman at my school was jerkin off in the boys locker rooms after p.e.)
Backstory:
(a freshman at my school was jerkin off in the boys locker rooms after p.e.)
person 1: whats that sound man?
Person 2: oh thats just brandon pullin the guerrerro in the bathroom stall....in the boys locker room
Person 2: oh thats just brandon pullin the guerrerro in the bathroom stall....in the boys locker room
by murphman217 November 15, 2011
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When a man cums really quickly, as he is entering or before. Refers to when Stanley from the Tv series Skins nutted when he was making out with michelle. Also known as Extremely bad Pre-mature Ejaculation
Sarah: How was it with Luke last night?
Caroline: Well... to be honest he ejaculated on my covers in literally 4 seconds, he never even put it in yet.
Sarah: hahaha, thats called Pullin-A-Stanley
Caroline: Yah it was bad, but dont embarrass him even more
Caroline: Well... to be honest he ejaculated on my covers in literally 4 seconds, he never even put it in yet.
Sarah: hahaha, thats called Pullin-A-Stanley
Caroline: Yah it was bad, but dont embarrass him even more
by YS3 September 14, 2012
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2.) another term for jerkin off
2.) another term for jerkin off
by bulldog812 October 6, 2012
Get the Pullin a Puckett mug.When a women is dating a controlling douche bag and he literally has to give her permission to do anything. Such as talk to her own mother, listen to music, wear certain clothing, answering her phone, etc.
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Get the Pullin' a Jack mug.When your deep in a girl and you find out she's cold as ice, so when you pull out your chillin with a rock hard popsicle.
" Bruh, how was it banging that chick last night, i heard she's a heart breaker?"
"Yeah man, i was pullin ice."
"Yeah man, i was pullin ice."
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