Target Practive

Simultaneous reactive world events caused by the seamlessly innocent act of going to Target for groceries.

Me: I’m hungry, gonna head out to Target, ya need anything?
Them: Don’t you do it! Everything’s been chill for months now, you know that shit’s “Target Practive” we’ll be diggin in for months.

by SlXFlVE January 12, 2021

Pseudo-productive

Adjective

Only slightly productive or unproductive; lying on a spectrum between "total waste of oxygen" and "you solved world hunger"

Instead of choosing between studying and Netflix, i chose to be pseudo-productive and do a bit of both

by The annoynce jen July 23, 2022

Pseudo-productive

Only slightly productive or unproductive; lying on a spectrum between "total waste of oxygen" and "you solved world hunger"

Instead of choosing between watching TV and doing work i decided to be pseudo-productive and do a bit of both

by The annoynce jen August 2, 2022

Mal-productive

The act of getting work, a goal, or task done through nefarious or criminal means.

i.e. "John is mal-productive in that he gets the company paid but he doesn't care who gets screwed over or if he goes to jail. I like John, but blackmailing our boss for a raise is a little mean."

by Buttcheeks McAdams May 5, 2025

Ghost Productive

When you spend hours looking busy, with tabs open, notes everywhere, intense face on.. but you accomplish absolutely nothing significant.

I was being "ghost productive' all day, but I still gave absolutely zero clue as to what I'm doing.

by kimchi.ngu January 26, 2026

prudent pre-shower protective procedures

Preliminary actions that you should always perform prior to partaking of a sudsy scrub--a-dub, to avoid any "unintentional ice-bucket challenge" surprises that often occur while you're waiting for warmed aych-two-oh to flow from the water-heater through your pipes to the shower-head.

These two prudent pre-shower protective procedures are very important to avoid potential bathtub-hypothermia, but are very simple and easy to carry out:
(1) Ensure that the tub/shower selector-knob is moved to :"tub" so that water will only flow out from the tub's faucet-spout, not the shower-head. Then turn on the "hot" valve full-blast and wait till the faucet's chilly out-flow starts to turn warm before turning off the valve and moving the selector-knob over to "shower".
2. Step into the tub and properly close/arrange the curtain, then turn on the "hot" tap again and immediately hold your cupped hands up towards the shower-head so that its "initial" blast of water will hit your palms and spray sideways, rather than shockingly deluging your entire shivering "birthday suit" with the unheated "residual" water that's still inside the shower-head's feeder-pipe. Once the shower-head's spray warms, adjust the hot/cold valves for the desired water-temperature.

by QuacksO October 2, 2018