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bastard by proxy 

when an individual's father dies and leaves the mother and child to live unattended...........
when a girl now has no father figure due to untimely death of male parent.....
Jill thinks that her shit doesn't stink at all, and that she is so much better than all of us.........
Well her dad is dead......that makes her a bastard by proxy.
Puff on that Jill.
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by proxy 

Proxy, can also mean using someone on your behalf.
Someone borrows money from you and he was just a proxy for the other guy who
borrowed money from you..
by proxy by Steve Ultra July 8, 2005

Sphincter tickle by proxy 

Placing a finger up your girlfriend or lovers anus with a view to getting her to reciprocate the action without having to say "Will you finger me hoop?"
The other day I recieved a sphincter tickle by proxy. Nice one...

zombie by proxy 

Seems like zombie but is in fact something else.
Like infected, radio controlled, bad childhood.
Well my dear Elizabeth, this is just a zombie by proxy. They are infected by some virus

By proxy 

As a result of.
His leg twitched, causing his foot to kick by proxy.
By proxy by Jadedimage December 9, 2013

HBP - Hot By Proxy 

Being "hot", attractive, or sexy just because of a race
Bob: "Check out my date... you think she's hot?"
Tom: "Dude, she's Asian!! She's HBP - hot by proxy!"
HBP - Hot By Proxy by pussy-cat October 6, 2008

Pussy Proxy 

n. A substitute (e.g. Hand, pudding cup, vacuum cleaner hose, etc.) for a vagina, typically used when a man's penis is denied entry into his significant other's vagina.
1. I was forced to use my pussy proxy last night.
2. My girl's on the rag; I guess it's pussy proxy for me tonight!