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Sphincter tickle by proxy 

Placing a finger up your girlfriend or lovers anus with a view to getting her to reciprocate the action without having to say "Will you finger me hoop?"
The other day I recieved a sphincter tickle by proxy. Nice one...

zombie by proxy 

Seems like zombie but is in fact something else.
Like infected, radio controlled, bad childhood.
Well my dear Elizabeth, this is just a zombie by proxy. They are infected by some virus

By proxy 

As a result of.
His leg twitched, causing his foot to kick by proxy.
By proxy by Jadedimage December 9, 2013

HBP - Hot By Proxy 

Being "hot", attractive, or sexy just because of a race
Bob: "Check out my date... you think she's hot?"
Tom: "Dude, she's Asian!! She's HBP - hot by proxy!"
HBP - Hot By Proxy by pussy-cat October 6, 2008

Pussy Proxy 

n. A substitute (e.g. Hand, pudding cup, vacuum cleaner hose, etc.) for a vagina, typically used when a man's penis is denied entry into his significant other's vagina.
1. I was forced to use my pussy proxy last night.
2. My girl's on the rag; I guess it's pussy proxy for me tonight!

Acute Inflammation by Proxy

An STD classified by irritation of the genitalia, be it male or female, causing redness, swelling and in some cases itching of the: genitals, crotch, gooch and/or other surrounding regions.
"Red Dick of Death" (abbreviated "RDoD")
Barry- "Yo, I think Liz gave me acute inflammation by proxy..."
Gerard- "The Red Dick of Death? Sucks bro."
Barry- "Yeah i guess i gotta get checked, damn"