pronto

1- Slang for expressing the need or desire for expediancy; most noticeable in the speech of stoners and surfers, and stoner-surfers.

MAN: "I'm late for work how long will this take?"
STONER-SURFER: "Oh dude, I'll hook you up pronto."
MAN: "Thanks!"

by PopFreeMonkey March 2, 2007

pontiferous

speak for a long time and say absoultly nothing

The bishop at my conformation was pontiferous.

by Meghan and Lizz December 28, 2007

Pontiac

Poor Old Nigga Thinks Its A Caddilac

That poor old nigga thinks that Pontiac is a Chadic!

by blowjob master June 29, 2022

pontic

a Greek from the Pontus region of NE Anatolia, ancient dialect of Ionic Greek. Great Folk Music

he's Pontic? he's Cool .. dunno why some stupid people characterise them as Dumb and stupid

by Sherman February 9, 2005

Pontooning

When a female takes Viagra causing a reaction of Clitoral/Labial swelling; resembling a Pontoon Boat.

Jennifer: My girlfriend and I tried pontooning last night!
Debra: Oh my goodness you gotta boat?!
Jennifer: Noo no no, we both took Viagra and watched our shit swell up, it was like two huge fat pontoon boats!

by MascGlittersaurus June 10, 2017

Marius Pontmercy

A character in Les Miserables who falls in love with some attractive stranger and then goes off to revolt against the French government with his hot friend Enjolras because the attractive stranger he fell in love with was taken away by her fake dad because her fake dad is running from an obsessive cop.
Portrayed in the 2012 movie of Les Miserables by the angel Eddie Redmayne.

Marius: "My name is Marius Pontmercy"
Cosette: "And mine's Cosette"

by _______________ummm January 3, 2016

pontang

a woman to be used as a sexual object, a desirable woman to be thought of nothing more than a sexual toy

that woman over there is (a) pontang

by pimpsupremo September 15, 2005