Professional Time Waster..P.T.W.

A person who is very skilled,at NOT doing, their assigned job. This person usually, doesn't get noticed,or caught.

Start watching that, Professional Time Waster..P.T.W. looks busy (typing). However,THE PRODUCTIVITY IN THIS OFFICE, IS RAPIDLY DECLINING!!

by light bearer666 August 16, 2009

Professor Umbridge

That bastard that should've been arrested for child endangerment in the fifth Harry Potter book (Order of the Phoenix)

Professor Umbridge is the only person you want dead more than Voldemort.

by hufflepuff07 March 20, 2017

the hungry professor

The hungry professor consists of one member of a three way insisting upon wearing a shirt and tie during a Dirty Sanchez. This is often performed by members of the sex offenders list.

yo Pierre, Miss Wilkins, your mother and I performed the hungry professor the other night!

by XxxMax_NormanxxX May 27, 2019

Professional Wrestling

A type of entertainment loosely based on the sport of wrestling; the athletes are real, the pain is real, the blood is real, but the mathches and the outcomes of matches are planned ahead.

The professional wrestling match between the Hardy Boyz, the Dudley Boyz, and Christian and Edge was very entertaining, especially when Matt Hardy and Bubba Ray Dudley fell through the four tables together.

by ibeamee March 23, 2004

professional virgin

noun: a woman who flaunts her "pureness" in public while sucking cock in private. Her image would be sullied if it were revealed that she was just like everyone else in her peer group (sexually active). Could also apply to a man, I guess, but how many guys brag about being a virgin?

the following are examples of celebrity women who could be accused of being professional virgins-

circa 1982-"Hi, I'm Brooke Shields, and I never, ever have sex with anyone! I'm saving myself for marriage!!" (doggy style? ok, Andre!!)
circa 1998-"Hi, I'm Britney Spears, and I'm as pure as the driven snow!! I don't let a boy go all the way with me ever! I'm waiting until I'm married!!" (ok, Justin, but let me mouthwash first. I can still taste your cock.)

by earpuller September 17, 2005

profane the sacrum

Verb: to penetrate anally. "Sacrum" is the hip bone. "Sacrum" also means "holy." Hence, to "profane the sacrum" is to render something holy unholy.

The priest rendered profane the sacrum of the little altar boy. Afghans and Arabs, in their full Islamic glory, are known to profane the sacrums of little boys they abduct.

by Iblisatan July 22, 2007

professor x

A dude that has pyshic mind power stuff going on and wheels himself around in a wheel chair. He is the leader of the X-men.

Proffesor X beat Magneto up with the help of his floating wheel chair

by Dane Echinas September 21, 2003