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by Wolfythewolf March 20, 2020
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Jonathon: Bro’s over hoes
Jonathon: just use the hub
Jason: what’s the hub??
Jonathon: you don’t know pornhub
Jason: no
Jonathon: it’s where there is videos of sex
Jason: I don’t wanna watch people have it I wanna have it
Jonathon: you can use it to jack off
Jason: BETTTTT
Jonathon: Bro’s over hoes
Jonathon: just use the hub
Jason: what’s the hub??
Jonathon: you don’t know pornhub
Jason: no
Jonathon: it’s where there is videos of sex
Jason: I don’t wanna watch people have it I wanna have it
Jonathon: you can use it to jack off
Jason: BETTTTT
by Baby Germany May 4, 2020
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by QwertyOne-Thirty September 19, 2020
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1, Best definition. A website that has a way friendlier comment section than Youtube does
*Me asking for help on homework*
Youtube
Me: "Do any of you know the answer to 3x+2=14"
Fortfag01: "Figure it out you fucking retard."
Me: "Fuck this site, I'm going to Pornhub where I can get some real help."
Pornhub
Me: "Do any of you know the answer to 3x+2=14"
felchgod69: "Oh yeah the answer is just x=4"
Me: "Thanks!"
2. A childrens gaming site
3. The reason for the clear history button and ctrl shift backspace on chrome.
4. Karen filter
5. What your school blocked.
6. a visual of urban dicktonary (yes, dicktonary)
7. Banned yt videos.
use a proxy lol beachball.live
1, Best definition. A website that has a way friendlier comment section than Youtube does
*Me asking for help on homework*
Youtube
Me: "Do any of you know the answer to 3x+2=14"
Fortfag01: "Figure it out you fucking retard."
Me: "Fuck this site, I'm going to Pornhub where I can get some real help."
Pornhub
Me: "Do any of you know the answer to 3x+2=14"
felchgod69: "Oh yeah the answer is just x=4"
Me: "Thanks!"
2. A childrens gaming site
3. The reason for the clear history button and ctrl shift backspace on chrome.
4. Karen filter
5. What your school blocked.
6. a visual of urban dicktonary (yes, dicktonary)
7. Banned yt videos.
use a proxy lol beachball.live
by NateYT September 23, 2020
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Can also be a website that people use to fap everyday, which is not very good for the health
Can also be a website that people use to fap everyday, which is not very good for the health
by atomiclol January 30, 2023
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*dad walks in*
dad: "son, what are you doing"
Son: *Closes the tab at the speed of light* "nothing"
Dad: "what service do you use?"
Son: "What do you mean?"
Dad: "I know you were watching porn"
Son: "Ok, I was"
Dad: "So what service do you use"
Son: "Pornhub.com"
Dad: "Good choice son, I knew I rose you correctly" *walks out*
dad: "son, what are you doing"
Son: *Closes the tab at the speed of light* "nothing"
Dad: "what service do you use?"
Son: "What do you mean?"
Dad: "I know you were watching porn"
Son: "Ok, I was"
Dad: "So what service do you use"
Son: "Pornhub.com"
Dad: "Good choice son, I knew I rose you correctly" *walks out*
by click to get v bucks February 15, 2023
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