piza

A transilvanian underground slang-term for pot cannabis or marijuana. Its generally used on instagram to avoid police detection

I could really eat some piza right now.
I’d like 3 slices of piza (3 grams of weed )

by valomtonpari$ June 8, 2020

piza

Pizza's little known bastard half-brother; comprised of a pseudo-dough resembling a nasty bagel, a half-teriaki-half-bbq sauce and cheese covering everything, making it look like a melted blob of cheese.

Made famous by Maxie's Deli on Times Square.

Oh man, I though I ordered a pizza but it's so nasty I must've made a mistake and ordered a piza.

by sko February 1, 2005

Piza

The kind of guy that wets his nuts when he goes pee pee

Jane = "I know his cock is small"
JoAnne = "Definitely a Piza"

by Al Nighlong April 25, 2008

Piza

A fat count named Alyssa that has a horrible lisp so she can’t pronounce her own name

Why only one z in piza? Because she ate the other one!

by Allyssa lindenmeier February 12, 2020

Piza

Congratulations you fucking misspelled pizza} what word would you misspell on urban dictionary

Chad: Can we get piza
Fred: You mean pizza
chad head sweats
fred wipes the sweat from chads head
Chad: wtf why are you wiping my head

by YourLocalTvRemote May 29, 2020

Pizard

Usually, pizza is cut into triangles.

But sometimes, they’re cut into squares.

Each one of those squares is called a pizard.

“Jimmy, can I have a pizard, please?”
“John, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jesse, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jamie, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jacob, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jeremy, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jitko, mužu si dát pizárd, prosím?”

by NotKoliso August 28, 2019

pizakapu

a wierd person that is trying to be stunning

ew look at that fat girl shes acting so pizakapu

by sleeps April 21, 2010