Pizza's little known bastard half-brother; comprised of a pseudo-dough resembling a nasty bagel, a half-teriaki-half-bbq sauce and cheese covering everything, making it look like a melted blob of cheese.
Made famous by Maxie's Deli on Times Square.
Oh man, I though I ordered a pizza but it's so nasty I must've made a mistake and ordered a piza.
“Jimmy, can I have a pizard, please?”
“John, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jesse, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jamie, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jacob, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jeremy, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jitko, mužu si dát pizárd, prosím?”
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.