Bearded Pony

The act of intoxicating your partner, then riding them around like a pony until they pass out from drunken fatigue. Proceeding to masturbate to their naked body and finishing onto their face. Next, shave your pubic hair and place the hair onto the face covered in seamen simulating a beard.

Frank: Jillian called me this morning, she doesn't remember what happened last night, she said she woke up covered in jizz and pubes.

Charlie: Yeah I gave her the bearded pony last night, don't tell her though.

Frank: You are a god!

Bearded Pony by SchlongJohnSilvers September 18, 2012

shank's pony

if you do not have any form of vehicle.. you are simply shank's pony.. i.e walking on your tod; or just walking

"shank's pony" walking on your tod; or just walking

shank's pony by johnmartin October 4, 2008

Pretty Little Pony Protection 

A fake computer program that is supposed to get rid of viruses on your laptop, but it actually a virus. Created by Jared of Friday Night Cranks

"Pretty Little Pony Protection! It's so fun to say!" says gay Brenden.

Pretty Little Pony Protection by Desirebros June 14, 2010

Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier 

Someone who lies about having ever been to a caucus.

Person 1: I was a democratic caucus. Have you ever been to a caucus?
Person 2: *Nauds head*
Person 1: No you haven't. You're a Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier

Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier by ol' fashioned glizzy gobbler September 23, 2021

bologne pony 

euphimism for penis. used with the adj. ride or chew.

oaoww yeah...ride the bologne pony baby

bologne pony by shaft March 19, 2003

cock sucking butt pony

Slang for a person that likes to suck dick and take it up the ass.

Damn, that ho Shanaynay is a cock sucking butt pony.

OR

Look at that faggot. He's a cock sucking butt pony.

cock sucking butt pony by Fenderbender August 7, 2006

Ponyboy 

A ponyboy is a man who makes the world a better place and looks good while doing it.

Nelson Mandela was a proper ponyboy.

Ponyboy by MBCK February 5, 2018