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Cal Poly

A decent state university filled with people who harbor great resentment toward UC Berkeley, probably because they got rejected from there and had to stoop to a CSU.

I could give a long rant as to why Berkeley is better than cal poly, but the sheer number of definitions that attempt to bash Berkeley with petty comments speaks for itself.
Cal Poly Grad: Berkeley sucks! Bunch a pot smokin hobos!

Berkeley Grad: Please, whine more. No one even question's UCB's quality due to our world class engineering programs, nobel prize winning faculty, and amazing job prospects after college.
by Von Cockenstein April 1, 2010
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Roly Poly

The act of curling into a ball and giving yourself a blowjob.
Have you heard of Matthias, he's such a roly poly.
by LoneLaser0217 December 22, 2016
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Cal Poly San Luis Obispo

Cal State School in the middle of nowhere filled with a bunch of pretentious losers that didn't get into UC Berkeley. Is also the Alma Mater of Scott Peterson; convicted murderer currently on death row for Killing his pregnant wife.
Douche 1: Dam man I didn't get into Berkeley

Guy 1: Sucks, so where are you going to study ancient medieval literature now?

Duche 1: Guess I'll go to Cal Poly San Luis Obispo.

Guy 1: yes! I got into Cal Poly SLO!

Guy 2: Didn't that crazy asshole Scott Peterson go there??

Guy 1: Oh yea huh? Guess I better just go to Cal State LA or San Diego State.
by timeisfiction August 31, 2010
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tory poly

A shortening of 'tory polyamory'. Used to describe specific styles of polyamory typically sought by privileged people, often seeing a person entering an existing relationship (vis-a-vis, a 'unicorn') being treated as less equal than the existing couple
23:15, 11/2/2018 LaRasa: but at least we aren't unicorn hunters
23:16, 11/2/2018 Serena: yeah, but it seems like the unicorn hunters have more money sometimes!
23:17, 11/2/2018 LaRasa: 🦄🎯 They probably do. it's a position of privilege. it's tory poly.
by Taboo_LaRasa November 2, 2018
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peter poly

A legend in himself and a soccer god. He has a huge dick and all girls like him
by Daboyp June 3, 2020
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Cal Poly Engineers

Cal Poly is one of the finest public institutions for aspiring Engineering students. With their learn by doing philosophy, Cal Poly undergraduates have the opportunity to apply their skills and knowledge and come up with either revolutionary inventions, or hilarious modern catastrophes. The expression "Cal Poly Engineers" is used whenever this superior intellect ends up in a memable failure.
Using Yik Yak's distance indicator to triangulate horny people: Cal Poly Engineers
by Cal Poly Engineer October 29, 2021
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Cal Poly Pomona

When a place that you would expect to be managed well appears to be horribly mismanaged
Yo the wingstop over there is wack as hell!!! I tried to order and they we’re out of like 5 things. Not only that, I thought I heard a couple having sex in the back. That’s been the case for weeks now. I swear, that place is a total Cal poly Pomona.
by YuOfTheNight July 12, 2023
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