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girlfriend pillow

A pillow with arms that simulates the act of having a girlfriend. Can be sometimes misinterpreted with boyfriend pillow, which does not exist.
Because she did not have a boyfriend, she settled for the comfort and love of a girlfriend pillow.
by sjsharks2492 November 28, 2010
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pillowpants

The little troll that parents put into their daughters pussy that keeps them from having sex. If a penis enters her vagina, pillowpants will bite it off. Pillowpants is peed out on her 21st birthday.
I cant wait for pillowpants to be gone so that I can rail the shit out of my girlfriend!!!
by buzzzzzzzzz July 29, 2006
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plastic pollocks

Yard decorations that pink flamingos have in their front yard..(think about it!)
pink flamingos birds are tired of people putting statues decorations of them in the front of their yards, so now they have plastic pollocks in front of their homes!
by truckintim87 April 8, 2009
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the pillows

A Japanese rock band that started in the late 80s; now consists of Sawao Yamanaka, Yoshiaki Manabe and Shinichiro Sato. The Pillows did the soundtrack for 'FLCL'
by Sai December 26, 2003
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Pillow Taint

Term for a side effect of morbid obesity. Coined by TakeAKnee.net. Pillow Taint is similar to a moose knuckle or a camel toe, but puffier and gender-neutral.

Pillow Taint occurs when a morbidly obese person sits down and the entire crotch of their pants is stretched to nearly bursting with flab.

Usually, the volume of flesh trapped in the crotch area is so great that the obese person is unable to cross (or sometimes even close) their legs.

The situation resembles a normal person with an overstuffed pillow packed down the crotch of their pants. Thus the name: Pillow Taint.
"Jesus... Did you get a look at that fattie over there? I couldn't even tell if it's a man or a woman!"

"I know... I tried to check the crotch bulge, but all I saw was a textbook case of pillow taint."
by TakeAKnee April 8, 2009
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pillowsexual

to not be hetero nor gay but to have a sexual attraction to pillows
yo dood your gay" "no im not im pillowsexual
by kyo damsa sohma July 3, 2010
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Special pillow

A euphemistic term for the merciful , pre-arranged euthanasia of a close friend.
Damn! My bud Tony broke his neck windsurfing, can only blink his right eye now......better take him the special pillow!
by MADMITCH.COM December 11, 2016
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