Lovely peaches

Some sick bitch on TikTok who hurts her child but somehow still gets clout

Person 1: omg did you see lovely peaches talking about her stank coochie

Person 2: yeaaa lmao that shit was funny

by peachesisbaeeperiodt January 12, 2020

peach jam

slang for pussy.
best known from joji’s new song peach jam

damn, her peach jam was sweat as hell!

by alunnegiy July 17, 2018

Monkey Steals the Peach

v. A martial arts technique mastered by Michael Wu where one drops on his knees with one arm up to block, and the other hand is thrusted into the opponents croch, often resulting in the end of the fight.

I'm gonna Monkey Steal your Peach if you don't shut up!

by &owned November 24, 2004

peace-bird

a peace sign with index an middle finger, which is abruptly turned around, with index finger lowered, leaving only middle finger, i.e., flipping the bird

I saw some idiot, who got stuck in a downtown intersection, start honking, trying to blame it on a cycling girl – but she coolly gave him a peace-bird.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 22, 2014

peace and chicken grease

Another form of "Love, peace and chicken grease."

It is a slang term used to say goodbye, like "Peace out".

-Talk to you later.
-Peace and chicken grease.

by Havijoori August 5, 2013

you're a peach

What you say someone, either sarcastically or sincerely, to say "thanks," or "you're very kind."

Emma: "Here, I got you a soda too."
Mike: "Thanks. You're a peach."

or

Jordan: "OK, I'll stop calling you butt-face in front of your boyfriend."
Maia: "Thanks, Jordan. You're a real peach."

by FenwayFoulke May 3, 2007

The Absolute Peach

A hilarious comedy podcast consisting of two British guys who talk about hilarious and random things. They have weekly segments such as "Chav Watch", "Joe Cuisine", and "Map of Shame". It is hosted by Ben Young and Joe Gallagher. The Absolute Peach has also coined some new, original words, such as tezzers, cretmeister, and 'zors. Joe is the wackier and crazier of the duo, while Ben is more serious and often criticizes Joe for being too silly or not making any sense. They have many catchphrases, such as "I actually hate you", "I don't understand!", and "niche".

Person 1: Did you hear the latest episode of The Absolute Peach?
Person 2: Yeah, it was total tezzers!

(intro music)
Ben: Welcome to The Absolute Peach.
Joe: You just reminded me of a unicorn!
Ben: ...

by saverpernerper April 30, 2010