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Chinese helicopter pilot

To be at the critical point in masturbation, whereby your facial contortions and arm movements cause you to mimic the appearance of a chopper pilot from the Orient.
"What's wrong, man?"
"My mum walked in on me while I was watching Deep Throat, and I looked like a Chinese helicopter pilot"
by Patrick Antonis August 17, 2006
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Twenty One Pilots

Two guys named Tyler Joesph and Josh Dun that made the best band on earth and like to except grammys with no pants on 😂
by |-/ is life February 20, 2017
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pitot

Pitot is a measuring instrument. Mostly used in aviation, measuring air pressure and giving a true airspeed.
Aircraft use pitot for airspeed and static for altitude. Pitot static system.
by J_Hawk January 9, 2008
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Frontenac Pilots Union

the FPU is a pompus, solo male union that has a unique reverse gender "robin hood" type of platform, where the fund dismantles wealthier men, or men that have found good fortune and then in turn showers the less fortunate women of the world, with money, limos, food, rent, car insurance, basic cable and most of all, a very insincere friendship. These women come from broken homes and broken souls, and almost exclusively a barmaid or stripper.
Her new boyfriend seems like a nice guy." "Yep, is all part of the show. He's actually in the Frontenac Pilots Union, and is only using her for her company, emotional support, and will move on to another girl with low self-esteem here shortly, after he has stripped her of all her self worth and confidence.
by Hermees July 22, 2011
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Nigger Jet Pilot

1.) Reply to statement of unlikely truthfulness, said with sarcasm .

2.) A pilot of a jet propelled aerial vehicle who is of African ancestry
1.) guy 1: "Hey I made it in the NFL"

guy 2: " Sure, and I'm a Nigger Jet pilot"

2.) Guy on an Air plane: "Dude check it out, we have a nigger jet pilot"
by Tormentor 123414 January 24, 2011
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Pilot Goggles

When a girl is going down on her man & licks the area underneath his balls, his balls end up covering her eyes, and from his point of view, it looks like she has pilot goggles on.
"Darling, those were some lovely pilot goggles you were sporting last night...thanks for the blow job."
by Lynn Smith December 19, 2006
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internet test pilot

Person who surfs to questionable or known pornographic sites from his work computer. He is very useful to his co-workers that are too scared to "hit that link". This person is either unaware of company tracking software or counts on the highly proven theory that "they can't catch us all!"
by Lancelot link February 6, 2007
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