pire pither

a new word Jo made up half pirate and half fire fighter

I am a pire pither looking through a telescope!

by mojochacha November 29, 2013

Ugly pity

When someone says "you'll find the right one eventually" because they feel bad about how unattractive you are.

P1: "I asked Belle Delphine on a date!"
P2: "what did she say"
P1: "I got rejected and she gave me the ugly pity"
P2: *drops an F in the chat*

by Thatonekid87 October 13, 2019

E-pathy

The electronic telepathic force wherein you and your partner think, text, or virtually speak of the same concept or word without realizing you both were doing so, even while living miles away. The stronger the force, the stronger the E-Pathic bond becomes.

Through text:
friend 1: I've never seen the Vampire diaries
(at the same time)
friend 2: I've never actually seen the Vampire diaries
friend 1: we just had an E-pathic moment
friend 2: yes that was on point E-pathy

by Bot732 October 15, 2020

it's a bit pitchy, dog

A "nice" way a saying you're a bad singer

Your voice it's a bit pitchy, dog"

by Mike808 February 14, 2014

don't pity me

stop feeling bad or remorse for me.

Marshall:sorry about what happened to you and your boyfriend
Selena:oh don't pity me

by heroindaughter October 18, 2019

Pity pork

The practice of having sex with someone only because you feel sorry for them; sympathy sex.

John won't stop whining about how long it's been since he's gotten laid...I'm willing to pity pork him myself just to shut him up already.

by mds1978 January 20, 2011

pity whore

One who thrives on being put down and subsequently pitied by others.

Geff gets made fun of by Tom and Matt, but he enjoys it because Brooke and BB pity him. This is the quintessential example of a pity whore.

by Matt and TOM August 11, 2004