legit pisser

A person so ugly and nasty that one would rather piss on its face than have sex with it.

Darla is a legit pisser.

by Will Herrick January 17, 2007

pissed off chain saw

Coffee can mufflers that are on the Honda Racers. Sounds like they are doing Mach II but they are in 1st gear going 8 mph.

"Did you hear that pissed off chain saw? o'wait it was Honda Civic."

by bassman January 23, 2004

pulling my pisser

Just the same as pulling my plonker Pisser is British slang for penis. Literally pull my pisser is to masturbate. But nowadays the expression someone is pulling my pisser is used with the meaning of someone is messing with me or trying to make fun of me.

When the sat nav says there is 3h45 mins of traffic on your route you reply. Are you pulling my pisser

by Trade plate 88 July 29, 2017

Who pissed in ur cereal

When some one is being a bitch or a Prick you say that!

Who the hell pissed in ur cereal

by Mouse December 3, 2003

pissed as a fart

being completely off your face, so much so that you fart uncontrollably

Eh Will, I must've been pissed as a fart on Friday, I tried to Rugby tackle Martin in the pub!

by AlexRugger May 12, 2007

who pissed in your pencil case

Something you would say to someone who is being rude or is in a shitty mood.

similar to who shit in your cereal.

Pat: Hi bill
Bill: Fuck off
Pat: Who pissed in your pencil case!

by Crocodoodle666 May 17, 2016

pissemoji

pissemoji is the best tiktok user anyone could be mutuals with, please marry me pissemoji, thank you

"i love pissemoji, they're my favorite mutual!"
"pissemoji is hot"

by salemscooter May 15, 2021