crattie pooster

crattie pooster as you all know it comes from the movie "pootie tang" and it means "pimp"

I am the biggest crattie pooster in all of the land.

by me! January 5, 2005

Noam Posternak

Noam Toasternak

Characteristics: Noam Posternak (Scientific name: Noam Toasternak, casual name: NeXuL) is known for being dogmatic, condescending, hates humans and is the leader of osu! Israel.
Circle of friends: Noam Toasternak's friend group includes Ron Ashbel.
Daily routine: NeXuL usually wakes up at 5 AM and starts his famous circle game session, at 10 AM he eats his first meal(cheeriosu) and goes back to playing the circle game in order to obtain additional male genitalia.
Towards 2 PM Noam Imposternak goes back to playing osu after watching several episodes of osu! the anime and after a few hours goes to sleep for a multitude of hours until 5 AM of the next day.

Favorite things: Favorite food: none, Favorite music: none, sexual preference: none.
Accomplishments: #1895th place in the world at the circle game, achieved excellence in yud4, circle game top play: ya zhenyus' na devochke iz anime by egor nats, 538pp, 99.52%.
In conclusion: Noam Posternak.

Done and dusted.

Person 1: Have you heard of that dogmatic piece of shit?

Person 2: Yeah he's so annoying, he's such a "Noam Posternak".

by Alexandre Mcneill July 22, 2021

Original Poster Syndrome

"OPS", Original Poster Syndrome. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, stupidity, lack of spelling and grammar, lack of creativity and originality. Common at websites that begin with "My Life Is".

As defined by MLIA commenter pyrotech.

OPS infected MLIA poster: today I realized that when I make the smiley face with the tongue :P I actually stick out my tongue a little bit when I type it. MLIA

Commenter: Man, why does everyone that posts here have Original Poster Syndrome?

Commenter: Who cares, at least we're the sane ones.

by SMFAN500 November 24, 2010

poster's remorse

the feeling one may have just as he or she hits the "post" button at UD talk or on the UD wall. just like closing the barn door after the horse has fled!

gee, you'd think all these defs i've published, all the talk posts, and all the stuff i've written on the UD wall should have given me a severe case of poster's remorse........nah, screw 'em all!!!

by earpuller July 21, 2006

postering

Going around town and putting posters up on poles. Tape is generally used.

This is great promotion for local shows or concerts, or even businesses.

GUIDELINES/RULES:
- do not poster over other posters unless that event has already happened
- limit it to one poster per pole (per event)
- try and take your posters down once your event is over
- do not use profanity or sexual content on posters
- do not poster in illegal places (private property, buildings, mail boxes, etc)

"Hey guys, let's go postering!"

by Postering August 30, 2007

poosterini

The word was first coined in the infamous 1968 film "Danny and the Postmaster". Often associated with homosexuality although equally applicable to heterosexuality, a poosterini is a rarely washed penis encrusted in feces. According to the movie, the creation of a poosterini requires complete neglect of hygiene towards the penis for a period of at least three weeks combined with consistent anal sex.

Pronounced: Poo-stir-e-knee

From "Danny and the Postmaster": "Danny, are you familiar with the term, poosterini?"

by HarryHaller June 21, 2009

four poster polka

A term used to describe sex.
Four poster is the term used to describe a large double bed that has four posts on each corner.
Horizontal polka is a Hungarian term for sex.

I was kept awake by the couple next door making four poster polka all night.

by poppy86 December 14, 2008