de-poof

The Act of applying one of several methodologies to combat the diabolical phenomenon of Frizzy or Poofy hair. Most commonly found among women with naturally thick, curly or wavy hair. Sometimes linked with other dreaded hair conditions such as Hat Hair, Bed Hair, and Salon Hair.

I'll be done in a few minutes, just let me de-poof my hair first!

by CHiZNoCA May 15, 2008

qwauf'n poof

an absolutly rediculous amount of hair that is huge and bushed.

"I woke up in the morning and J. Round nuzzer told me i had a nice qwuaf'n poof."

by Sampson420ex October 4, 2004

Phonofag

One who is obsessed with antique phonograph players. This person would rather look at pictures of phonographs rather than pictures of naked women. To a phonofag, the bigger the horn...the better.

"Can you believe that phonofag bought another phonograph? That's 12 this week."

by Jill McBurn March 18, 2008

Photofuck

Verb

To take a large number of photographs of an event, person, place or other subject in a manic fashion typically over a short period of time.

1. I won't be at the party long so I'm going to have to photofuck it or I'll not remember it.

2. Tony was so annoying last night, he basically photofucked everyone there. I hate cameras when you're trying to have a good time.

by RIPRikMayall June 9, 2014

coochie poof

a gargation bush that is going everywhere

Did you see that coochie poof on David's mom?

by Gr4nt November 27, 2007

Dukey Poof

Another term for "fart". Usually early signs of an impending poop.

"Dude, what the hell is that smell?"

"Oh man I'm sorry. Ever since grandma's chili last night I've had the Dukey Poofs!"

by sniffy jimpkins June 24, 2009

Phool

Hindi word for "Flower"

AAP Phool jaise suunder hai... meaning "your as pretty as a flower"

by Bitch X July 24, 2008