Palatka

The armpit of Florida. Everything smells like fucking sulfur thanks to the Georgia Pacific paper mill. The teenagers have nothing better to do than use meth and hang out in the parking lot of the only Wal-Mart drinking beer and harassing customers.

Palatka is a place you drive through as quickly as possible on your way to the beach from Gainesville.

by AnonJudicator September 7, 2009

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Phat Red

Someone who knows how to keep shit real. Not only are they pretty hot and tempting, but they are red in some way (hair, skin, etc.). It's not to be fucked with.

Yo here comes a Phat Red, you better hide your girl and tuck your chain in, he's a killa.

Dayum! where this playboy cop that outfit at? That must be a Phat Red, he's stuntin on these fools!

by Phat Red April 24, 2006

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Palatine

A town that's actually like those old greaser movies: it has a right side and wrong side of the tracks. The North side si where all the mexicans and poor white kids live, with a decent mix of middle class kids from the Winston Park area. They all go to Palatine High School. South of the tracks is where all the rich kids live, they've got big houses and daddy-bought-it-for-me Lexus's and Escalades and BMWs. They have thier share of middle class kids as well, and a few poor kids from downtown.
Palatine is notorious for having absolutly NOTHING to do within it's borders. There is one place to shoot pool, but that shit gets expensive fast. Other than hanging ot at the Jewel or 7-11 until you get kicked out, you need to leave Palatine to find a good time.
Alot of the kids are stoners, druggies, or alcoholics. The town's roads are full of ricers, spicmobiles, minivans, and rich fucks. The mayor tried to do some 'remodling' thing to the downtown to try and copy Arlington Heights, but now it just looks like a real ugly fat chick with a few spots of make-up on.
The only interesting things to ever happen here is the massacre in the Brown's Chicken 17 years ago, and we got Smashmouth to play our streetfest once.
The only way to really appreciate it's shittyness is to leave for a while, then come back.
Get out while you still can.

-"Hey, what do you want to do today?"
-"Nothing, i have no money and no gas in my car."
-"Oh. Palatine sucks."

by los loco gringo October 20, 2008

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phat

In the 80s, an 18 year old inner-city black kid from Richmond, Virginia told me that it stood for "Pussy, Hips, Ass, Tits", And he told me this around 1985. So that word is AT LEAST 27 years old. True Story. Just thought I'd share with you.

That girl is phat! Did you see that?

by Bored Dude May 28, 2007

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