PHD

Pump Hump and Dump.
A guido or muscle heads philosophy of life. You hit the gym for the Pump, use your gains to find a girl to Hump, and when she gets feeling you give her a Dump.

What's your philosophy on life?
Me? well it's PHD

by bigspence June 29, 2021

PhD

Pimpin' Hoes Degree

Me: Yo, Dawg! I jus' got me my PhD
Dawg: For real, Cuz?!
Me: Yea, man. I got me my Pimpin' Hoes Degree!

by Barry Cares June 29, 2016

PHD

Post Hawaii depression

I'm not all that excited to see your spring break pics on insta, I've still got PHD

by jlovecoollikedat February 16, 2016

phd

perment head head damage

that boy has a PHD

by kickboy July 30, 2022

PhD

Pretty Hard Dick

Friend: “Why are you dating him?”
Me: “Oh, he has a PhD.”

by PhDboi June 07, 2018

PHD

Philosopher of Hook and Deception

He thinks because he's has a PHD, he's better than everyone else

by MA Oro December 05, 2023

PHD

Permanent Head Damage

Friend: Hey! My cousin had a PHD degree .
Me: I even had a PHD , too.
Friend: Really ! Where did you get it .
Me: My girlfriend.

by Makeyourdreamsbecomedreams June 08, 2018