Phantom Drunk Friend

A person who only calls you to hang out when they want to get drunk. After 3 hours of drunkeness, you are best friends; and then they disappear until the next drunken session is in order.

Hey, I didn't know you knew Ashley. Yeah, I hang out with her but only on the weekends; she's my phantom drunk friend.

by Leanne0121 October 6, 2011

Phantom Homework Syndrome

A disorder in which the victim has an intense and irrational fear that something is due today despite knowing that the semester evidently ended more than 24 hours ago. It is caused by residual anxiety from finals week. Found in college students, both male and female, but mostly seniors with complex majors and/or multiple minors. The best course of treatment is a combination of alcohol of varying types and 4-5 weeks of non-mentally stimulating activities i.e. Netflix.

Although I turned in every last assignment and my grades are already posted, I can't help but feel like I have something due today. I must have Phantom Homework Syndrome.

by LouiseyFBaby December 19, 2013

phantom of the nutsack

When you get an itchin' but your ball a missin'

Caitlyn Jenner often suffers from phantom of the nutsack.

by Danders March 11, 2016

phantom fuckboy

A fuckboy who has no apparent fuckboy qualities, but whose fuckboy tendencies present themselves insidiously during the course of getting to know him.

Originally coined by Kristen K, 2018.

Jordan seemed so sweet on our first couple of dates, but after he texted me "u up?" at 3am 2 nights in a row, I am starting to think he might be a phantom fuckboy.

by LovinCheese69 March 12, 2018

Phantomhox

"'Phantomhox (Phantom Fox), also called a serious mental disorder hallucination69 is seeing a fox magically appear and hear about it complaining not to be able to wild. (Sidenote: if you have experienced this or know anyone who has, please seek medical attention), although Phantomhox is not very common you should watch out because it is extremely dangerous.'"

I saw phantomhox the other day, GOD SO MANY W.I.L.D attempts with so little success...

by DoctorFoxy January 15, 2021

Phantom Dump

When your defecation conceals itself in the drain of the toilet prior to being flushed.

Man 1: AHHHHHHH!

Man 2: What is it friendo?

Man 1: I just took the biggest dump but it's nowhere to be found!

Man 2: Dude...I think you've been the victim of a Phantom Dump.

by Weaton Leemour January 14, 2009

Phantom Deuce

Finding nothing on the toilet paper after dropping a deuce.

After wiping and finding no skid marks on the toilet paper, Toby said he dropped a phantom deuce.

by juvas juice November 14, 2012