Parfaits

The most delicious thing on the whole damn planet! And they have layers! Have you ever talked to someone and they were all like "yo you want some parfaits" and they were like "hell no i don't want no parfaits."

parfaits are delicious

Guy1: Wanna get some parfaits?
Guy2: YES

by DannyTrash November 3, 2016

Dirty parfait

The Dirty Parfait is when a male ejaculates into the mouth of a woman whose mouth is full of granola. The resulting mixture is then spit back into the males mouth to be eaten.

Sammy, ' ARRGG!!!!, It hurts sooo good!! ( busts a nut)

Megan, '(muffled sounds) *spits the dirty parfait into his mouth*

Sammy, ' Oh, God!! How i've been waiting for this!'

by Slamma_Jamma May 1, 2012

Fred the Pharmacist

Basically just someone who attends 6 years of schooling just to learn how to count things, specifically pills.

Fred the Pharmacist can count things better than anyone I know!

by Coldangelo November 16, 2015

Pharmaceutically Gifted

Adj. ; A term derived from Emergency Services, describing a subject who/is either overdosed or extremely high on prescription medication.

That guy doesn't have the flu, he's Pharmaceutically Gifted.

by Fire Sergeant March 10, 2010

strawberry parfait

When a male has sex with a female during her period

girl-baby strawberry parfait me!
guy-thats some strawberry pussy,hell no!

by oto February 20, 2008

Oklahoma Pharmacist

Racist, Violent and un-constitutional douchebags infecting America with scum.

An Oklahoma Pharmacist is deriving from the pharmacist in South OKC who executed an unarmed, wounded teen

by malcontented liberal oklahoman June 2, 2009

Eckerd Pharmacy

A Pretty Poor Pharmacy. they are currently being bought out buy Right Aid. We get Payed Like shit and work in a Place here White people think there Black and Steal Condoms. The Managers never give you anything to do so your stuck just standing there at the register all night. you have to deal with old people and jews. There is a fat bitch there named Patty. She doesn't drive a car and every one has to drive her to work. she's about 65 years old. Although she doesn't have a car she has a tank in her garage. she was also in the air force. she drives her Appatchey Helicopter all around the store and guns down rice pickers. when she gets angry she takes out her tank and fuck you better get outa the fucking way or shell put a fucking cap in your ass.

pretty Much Eckerds is A Fucking Shit Hole

Employee 1: Yo U wanna Go To Eckerd Pharmacy and Pop Some Skittles
employee 2: Fuck Yea. That Store is such shit
Employee 1: Good Thing We Have are discounts so we can rob that store outa like 2 dollars Shit what fucking shit fest that store is

by lilspringer May 8, 2007