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Jack Pham

Is a weird being of ape descendant from Vietnam who is also a prat. He is on FaceBook and likes 76.2kN of force videos.

He sucks at multi-tasking and only likes sucky RTS games like Civilisation and StarCraft 2 instead of cool games like AoE I and FreeSpace2, curveball, Elasto Mania and UT99.

He also plays CS on the same stupid map over and over with other similarities.

Is oddly obsessed with BMWs, Audis and Mercedes that must be post 1995, and would like to think the car can feel him from the inside. Will not settle for a perfectly good, just as reliable 1980's vehicle that costs about a third of the cost of post 1995's.

Has friends who own Daihatsu Charades and other shitty brands, and one who owns (guess) a BMW!

He is brown.

He wears glasses and has a beard. Likes bearded dragons.

HD movies, he HAS to use HD in YouTube even if the video is not HD. Did I tell you he likes HD movies on his not-that-big screen that actually has HD resolution? But is only 16.9 so he can't watch hyper-HD movies (eg 2.34:1)

Has too many phones.

Has a 3.5" paper subwoofer.

Only wrote 2 paragraphs in his UD def.

His computer cannot play AoE I therefore it sucks.

I'm bored, there's too much crapness to b**ch about when it comes to Jack Pham...
Jack Pham likes his mobile reviews, because someone else with the same name actually does mobile reviews.

Oh, you sexy beach, look at those wheels, so shiny!
by Eejit22 Daihatsu Charade October 25, 2010
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Phammy

An 18 year old vietnamese girl known for her unusually large breasts. Can be found in the company of her asian boyfriend, Allan, or being stocked by a rather scary Arab by the name of Shawheen. Phammy can be found most days slaving away at her parent's dry cleaners.
Look at that girl with the big boobs! Isnt that Phammy?
by Barto April 6, 2004
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The Pham

A name anyone whose first name is "Alex" should go by.
person 1: I am going to beat you up, Alex.

Alex: "Pssht, no one beats up "The Pham!"
by cherrycherrycherrybanana August 22, 2010
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pamy

a person who possess' a gigantic huge knob and is very attractive to women
a person walks into the room "whos that" a woman asks, the lady next her says "he's got a big knob"
by Pamy Singh January 10, 2005
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Thuc Quang Pham

Thuc is an amazing guy. Not only is he sexy, he is one of the most muscular guy at the gym. (bed time is pretty breathtaking)He loves to go to the gym like its his career. He also loves ice cream. January 3rd is his birthday. Thuc is an amazing guy who is so funny, and wonderful. he is someone who can brighten anyone's day no matter how sad they are. He's sweet, and handsome. thuc is a generous, loving guy who goes out of his way for his friends. he can be sweet and caring towards people, he has a laid back and calm approach. he is nice to get to know and easy to fall in love with. He also love his girlfriend name nikki very much.
i love you thuc quang pham.
thuc quang pham is my other half.
by exonikka January 3, 2012
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haley pham

Haley Pham, is a dancer who is currently a YouTuber. She is extremely hilarious, and most known for waxing her vagina (as her boyfriend Ryan likes to day)... other than that, Haley is inspirational and never fails to put a smile on someone’s face. You can follow her in Instagram at @HaleyPham and her YouTube is simply, Haley Pham.
Me: I don’t watch YouTube

two minutes later
-watching Haley Pham-
by saysmanga November 15, 2018
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Pham

Refers to an article of clothing that is entirely too small for the individual wearing it; i.e. A "pham shirt" or "pham pants". 'Pham' derives from 'fam', as in 'family', referring to the fact that the article of clothing belongs to a younger or smaller family member.
"Wow, look at Luke's pham shirt! He's probably trying to show off his biceps for Janie, what an arse."

"Dude, nice pham khakis. God, they come halfway up your shins!"
by xCyn1cal November 21, 2013
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