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paintist

bailey: what was pablo picasso?
mai: a paintist!
by yeetgod3000 September 30, 2018
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hanes paint

Term used to describe a wet fart.
I had to leave work this afternoon because I had a hanes paint incident.
by Johnny Tats December 1, 2007
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Peed in the paint

Similar to "jumping the shark", of Happy Days fame, "peeing in the paint" refers to a point in a relationship that signals it's eventual demise.
My girlfriend peed in the paint last night. Time for an upgrade.
by Caretaker55 June 4, 2010
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Painters Sanchez

A Painters Sanchez is a term commonly referred to a man or woman's mustache where poo, cum and other bodily discharges have permanently formed to for a long period of time.
" Oh my god, that's a fucking Painters Sanchez! "
by ADRIANP92 December 10, 2009
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Paint the Town White

When you unleash your load on every building in town.

The larger the town, the more points awarded.

It has been discovered that, contrary to popular belief, an overwhelming majority of the city of Detroit is painted white.
1. In his autobiography, Benjamin Franklin indicated that he entered every city with the intent to paint the town white.
by ChucklestheGayKitten July 25, 2014
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Painterly

A word invented by a youtuber by the name of Moriah Elizabeth meaning artsy or artistic. In other words, a way of saying that something looks well-made or well-drawn.
The mural looked very painterly once it was finished.
by ElloLuvs August 11, 2020
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Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider

The Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider is an relatively misunderstood spider that may challenge Clock Spider's and Limecat's role of God to all.

The Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider was in fact once captured and released back into the wild.

The tale begins after a family returned back to their hotel room in Cabo San Lucas after a long day of snorkeling and saying "no" to shady individuals who wanted to sell locally crafted merchandise that was really made in China.

All of a sudden, a spider emerged from behind a Cheesy Hotel Painting with the swiftness of a something really really REALLY fast, the ferocity of a rhinoceros protecting her calf, and using tactics usurping those of the Bushmen of the Kalahari.

After the Spider appeared from a Cheesy Hotel Painring the Father and Son swiftly made weapons, arming themselves with a rubbermaid trash can, a brightly colored beach towel, and Drew Carey's book, Dirty Jokes and Beer.

As the surf pounded the cliffs below, a colony of seagulls cried out like a symphony of organs in D minor. One could smell the crisp sent of the anticipation of the starting of a battle of epic and legendary proportions.

Everyone peed, just a little.

After many minutes, maybe even a dozen minutes, well certainly more than ten, but not more than fifteen minutes, the spider was captured in the trash can and then released outside the hotel room where it pounced once, twice, then thrice into the devilish night.
The Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider has not yet revealed if it will team up with Clock Spider, or double cross its Huntsman heritage and take sides with Limecat.
by TJGUYBRI January 21, 2010
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