Pelvister

(adj. & n.) Name-dropping pseudo-hipster who victimizes Facebook friends by subjecting them to status updates referencing obscure and unidentifiable celebrities. Such celebrities include quasi-indie musicians and mildly-famous proprietors of local hipster-dens.

Marie signed into Facebook only to come across her pelvister friend assaulting her Top News section with the following status update: Pelley JPC Dinner with T. Mac from Two if By Sea and Jay Collet from BSS... She wasn't sure what she should do first, vomit or unfriend from Facebook.

by Eurobot June 12, 2010

perviac

Someone that is half pervert and half maniac and who is a most talented individual.

Jenny, you are a pervert!" "No, I'm not. I'm a perviac because I'm a maniac and I'm a pervert. And I am sooo, sooo good at it. ;)

by rufkm March 10, 2011

percisiline

when someone stinks when they wake up

GAGANPREET P., PERCISILINE

by UPINDER November 20, 2011

Pervito

a pervert who eats burritos while perving on girls

outside gyg: omg he's such a pervito

by pervito November 30, 2019

Perris Kaufman

The benchmark of upper echelon financial stability & longterm capital gains, around a special asset class or security. Considered to be the most difficult yet prestigious & technical trading style, (23 congruent metrics must be strategically calculated/orchestrated simultaneously. Known around a distinguished group of young entrepreneurs in California as the (BrotherP), or (Senatori )- a less common yet equally viable reference originating in the NorthEast district of whosentu. Extreme volatility/enormous capital is required for each BrotherP, Senatori, or Perris Kaufman to reach one’s apex, & provide the desired ROI.

Sandy-“The market was insane today man , I got heavily rocked on my last dip buy”, geeze I wish I could afford to try a Perris Kaufman! “How did you fair Newton?

Newt-“I studied my ass off and found the most viable entry and exit point on today’s trades but it wasn’t easy. Without Perris Kaufman in my arsenal, I would of been the markets afterthought. Brother P is truly the business! Love it when Senatori crushes!

Nate- “That guy thought he could bust out the Perris Kaufman 16 entry exit Senatori, and got himself MollyWapped, he ain’t ready for Brother P.”

by TrainstationBandit April 7, 2020

Periscoping

Periscoping is an advanced, but non-sexual form of spooning. Unlike being the big spoon or the inverse, little spoon/backpack/jetpack, both partners share equal responsibility. To periscope, one partner lines their dominant eye with the second partner's butthole, and 'peers through the scope.' At the same time, the second partner 'shades their eyes from the sun,' and shouts, "Land ho!"

She was really chill. We hooked up, spooned a bit, and then we tried periscoping it out. Anyway, that's how I got pink eye.

by Perry Scope November 4, 2020

Peevis

A fine young man that is your neighbor. He knows all questions yet answers none. Peevis is a friend to all yet a foe to those named Julia. He enjoys snacking on tortilla chips and raw tomatoes and can be summoned with such. When summoned, he will perch on the wisdom teeth in your mouth. If you lack wisdom teeth, Peevis will require a cut fingernail to rest upon.

I cant hang out with you today. I’m going to summon Peevis and rant to him about my ex boyfriend.

by uwuanni April 7, 2021