pepperoni

pepperoni is a code name for the hottest asian man around. he's funny, smart, cute, AND HES GOOD WITH KIDS!! he doesn't care if you liked him and his asshole classmates told him (he rejected you cause of peer pressure sweets) and because you can talk to his cousin, you can talk to him. you're best friend is gonna have to hang out with him cause they're the "smart ones" (njhs shit i swear) and you'll be manifesting him in a google slide on your school account

omg pepperoni is so hot

I KNOW

by i love pepperoni May 9, 2022

Bonus Pepperoni

Any pepperoni on a pizza that can be removed and eaten without disturbing or removing the cheese on that particular slice. This is a Bonus Pepperoni and may be removed and eaten by anyone, whether OR NOT they chose that slice.

"Why is there hardly any pepperoni on this pizza?"."Because I ate all the bonus pepperoni."

by Sheenamg September 15, 2019

dirty pepperoni

I gross or filthy looking butthole, usually found n kittens puppies or retired prostidudes.

The kitten kept shoving h is dirty pepperoni in my face .

by SeanyDs M.D December 28, 2015

Smushed pepperonis

When you stand on a girls titties with your heels and pee in her nostrils.

Me and drew did smushed pepperonis last night.

by Drew is my daddy June 7, 2018

Making pepperoni sauce

A euphemism for masturbation.

Hey knock first, I'm making that pepperoni sauce.

I'm busy dude, gotta go make some pepperoni sauce.

Son, I'd like to talk to you about making pepperoni sauce.

by The_Ariest August 30, 2013

Korean Pepperoni

A slight variation on the Carson City Milkshake, but you incorporate a silly little salty spin to it. Performed in the kitchen.

AHHHHH IT HURTS IT HURTS HE FUCKING KOREAN PEPPERONID ME HEEELLLLPPP HHEEELLLLLP

by WunkerBunkett August 23, 2025

Pepperoni Disease

When a mans... pepperoni....is fatally ill.

His pepperoni just barfed in my arse! He must have pepperoni disease!

by DuckCheese8675309 August 31, 2025