Making pepperoni sauce

A euphemism for masturbation.

Hey knock first, I'm making that pepperoni sauce.

I'm busy dude, gotta go make some pepperoni sauce.

Son, I'd like to talk to you about making pepperoni sauce.

by The_Ariest August 30, 2013

pepperoni up

To improve something

The old house needed to be pepperoni up

by All day 1978 May 14, 2021

Ohio pepperoni

A penis

That man sure has an Ohio pepperoni.

by iamelevenninjas September 12, 2021

pepperoni pizza blanket

Pepperoni Pizza flavored condom that you hope stretches.

Dawg, I gave her a gigantic slice of pepperoni pizza blanket last night.

by nstlr007 December 08, 2019

A dirty pepperoni

A guy who is very desirable

Damn, that guy is such a dirty pepperoni, I definitely would.

by NinaPepperina May 27, 2022

Smushed pepperonis

When you stand on a girls titties with your heels and pee in her nostrils.

Me and drew did smushed pepperonis last night.

by Drew is my daddy May 20, 2018

pepperoni career

meaning it’s essential but it exciting.

1: so where do you work?
2: oh you know, that supermarket on 14th
1: oh nice!
2: Yeah, I got that pepperoni career on lock down!

by Mrs Mrs Mrs May 11, 2021