peen dip

peen dip: similar to "bean dip"; the act of scooping a guys weener (penis) with your hand and yelling "peen dip!" Also see "vageen dip"

"john doe look at him his balls and weendog are showing through his shorts. i dare you to peen-dip it."

john doe: "ok...*yells* PEEN DIP!" and scoops the mans penis with his hand

by katrina244 November 12, 2013

Peen hurt

When you jerk off and your penis becomes irritated or sore

Dude i just jacked off now i got peen hurt

by Ya hoi June 13, 2019

peen jockey

another term for whore; will ride for pay

My friend was slutting it up so I said, "Dude, stop being such a peen jockey."

by AltheaJ March 17, 2011

PooPoo Peen

When one has anal intercourse and fecal matter is left on the penis which results in a stench

Greg: Hey why did you put on so much cologne?
George: I had to I have a case of poopoo peen

by SleezeI3ag October 12, 2021

majestic peen

a majestic peen is your penis but its a more stupid and goofy way of saying it. it is a long penis that amazes everyone and that your proud of. saying "majestic peen" instead of penis sounds way better and hilarious and always brings a laugh to the people around you or them shaking their heads thinking that your a complete retard.

"would you like to see my majestic peen?"
"oh my god I heard Emily has a majestic peen."
" eww Connor does not have a majestic peen."

by CCwatermelonass June 9, 2017

Alex the peen

A dutty druge who gets paranoid 24/7 over being in a jungle. He also is a baldy/growing mop that is depressed 25/8 except for when he is being a stoner with Zak

Person 1: hi

Alex the peen: wanna go for a fat doink

by Alex the peen November 11, 2019

peen bone

the penis on the verge of becoming hard

I had to stop facing her because I felt a peen bone coming on.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 25, 2006