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pecan mudslide

A sexual act in which one partner defecates on the chest of the other, and the fecal matter is really runny and nutty.

Also, a treat from Dairy Queen.
I ate a whole bag of nuts yesterday so I could give my wife a pecan mudslide
by Flannel Jake November 23, 2010
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Pecan Warrior

Once in a hairdressers I asked what the haircut was called with the spiky beckhamesque look, that all commoners now have. Close to Chavs you will see these people walking around in suit jackets, bleached jeans with attached chain, white shoes and white belts. Topman now makes clothes entirely for them. They actually think they look cool but are 1980's throwbacks. See Rod Stewarts hair for comparison. Anyway, the correct name is faux-hawk apparently but it took me several months to find this information out. Somehow I had the word Pecan in my head from what I had believed the hairdresser had said to me. Now when I see these losers I will often laugh amongst close friends pointing at the stupid fucking Pecans.
Bleached Jeans
Suit Jacket
Beckham Hair
1980's fighter pilot glasses
80's belt
T-shirt with writing on it.
Designer stuble
Walk like a right cunt
by Ryhan October 21, 2004
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Pedanticise

The practise of being a pedant
Dont pedanticise, you know what I'm trying to say
by Gembolina April 22, 2007
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pedanticist

Someone who declares other people to be pedantic
Johnny called me a pedant when I corrected him on the "your" vs "you're" thing. He's such a pedanticist.
by blacksteelrailroadoncrack October 5, 2016
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Pesant

Mikhela is a fucking pesant
by Princekenny March 8, 2021
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pecan sandy

The act of crushing a pecan to a sand like consistency then throwing into your partners vagina mere seconds before penetration
Last night I gave Demi a pecan sandy. The rough texture on my underbell felt amazing. She was pissed though, turns out she was allergic
by Pecan man October 6, 2016
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pedanter

K got a lot of pedanter from pedants for subtle grammatical errors in her emails
by pastanoodle February 23, 2011
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