rolling pearl harbors 

When a series of catastrophic events strike at one's life mercilessly, relentlessly, and leave one with kamikaze impulses.

Billy was so fuckin blown away by the ill fortune that came his away suddenly -- verily, it was like rolling pearl harbors -- that we huddled and pitied the next relationship he got into. She would pay, whoever she was -- and pay.

rolling pearl harbors by barleycorn July 22, 2022

harboring a pearl 

when someone is being a big douche, i.e. sand in their vagina

She was bitching at me so bad, I think she was harboring a pearl

harboring a pearl by knipper5 March 22, 2010

peral harbor 

To be having sexual intercourse with a woman doggie style and before ejaculating, spitting on her back to simulate the jizz. Then when she turns around the male blows his load in her face. A Suprise attack

"Dude I gave that bitch a Peral Harbor...she didn't even see it coming"

peral harbor by Bickett April 11, 2008

peral harbor 

To be having sexual intercourse with a partner doggie style. Then very close to the moment of ejaculation you spit on the back of your partner to simulate the jizz. When said partner turns around you infact blow your load in their face. A suprise attack.

"Dude I gave that girl a peral harbor..she didn't see that shit coming"

peral harbor by D-Bic April 24, 2008

Pearly White Harbor 

A surprise attack kiss

Emma: Will, I've been meaning to tell you som-
*Will kisses Emma*
Emma: That was a Pearly White Harbor!

Pearly White Harbor by takishaaaaaaa February 23, 2011

anal pearlharbor

When you sneak up on your partner from behind, and penetrate them anally with out their consent

I so pulled an anal pearlharbor on that hot chick at the party last night

anal pearlharbor by ernesto smackatelli jr III September 22, 2010

pearlharbored 

j drops the bomb on you

M:I have moved the swollen boot stock from previous years into sale in the front line stores to obtain mainline percentages.

J:WTF!! why would you do that? the margin is your job.

M: opps I just got pearlharbored by trying to get on with things.

Pearlharboring must happen in meetings!!

pearlharbored by retaileronomiss June 9, 2011