Pasco Peacock

A heavily tattooed and pierced, often bearded male who lives in or has lived in Pasco County, Florida easily identified thru aforementioned physical attributes and knowledge claims that leave you snort giggling.

Holy crap - that Pasco Peacock just explained a lunar eclipse as the moon wobbling...the earth wobbling...and the sun wobbling...

by Justsaying2370 May 26, 2019

Angry Peacock

when you smack your partners ass so hard it leaves large red hand prints on your partners cheeks, and your partner basks in the glory similar to a peacock flaunting it’s feathers.

I gave her an angry peacock last night.

by Amyzon December 23, 2020

tree peacock

The state of mind that one enters once they are drunk and/or high where they believe that they are, in fact, the Tree Peacock.

Jake was walking around like a bird and claiming to be the Tree Peacock after that concert.. it was a good one

by _dj_bj_ June 25, 2014

Sea peacocking

Owning and or piloting an overly stylized boat.

That boat is a bit much, he’s just sea peacocking.

by Airport Chariot Limo February 27, 2019

meth peacock

Turkey. What a peacock would look like if it did meth.

Related: rave turkey

That meth peacock has no teeth.

by HornyGecko October 5, 2017

walk the peacock

A gender-neutral euphemism for masturbation - flexibly encompassing solo, mutual, and partner performance fellatio.

This phrase is dually used to outline a power dynamic. That is to say, obediently walking a peacock not in your charge implies passivity and an absence of individual agency whereas having one's peacock walked symbolizes dominance.

Tanya's carpal tunnel interfered with her menage a moi so she called up Josh to walk the peacock.

by Zeze.X February 25, 2018

Peacock-Aholic

A person so obsessed with Peacock Bass fishing that it has become an obsession. They will travel great distances and even skip work to chase down these elusive fish. This person will put Peacock fishing ahead of work and relationships, they have no remorse in doing so

Tioti is late for work again, I bet you anything he's out chasing peacock bass. He's a Peacock-Aholic

by Naked Kayak Dude June 8, 2019