Patrick

best guy ever. He's an ass at sometimes, but he's a keeper. He's sexy as fuck with the best body i have ever seen. really good soccer player, and likes to party. he's super smart, and I love him to death. He's the fucking best. In every way, if you know what I'm saying.

Girl 1: who the fuck is that?
Girl 2: That's patrick, he's pretty great.
Girl 1: yeah? You fuck that yet?
Girl 2: hell yeah, an I'm damn sure glad i did ;)

by loveeeyouuuu June 28, 2011

Patrick

An asian who is awesome at being smart, nice, athletic, awesome, peachy, funny, and cool. Has very nice skin color, that many people are very jealous of.

I wish i was a patrick

by whatisthisthingagain February 24, 2010

Patrick

One who appears to have symptoms of down syndrome after consuming abundant amounts of alcoholic beverages.

yo he was so patrick last night, he chugged a twenty sixer.DOWNY!

by Your moms best friend January 17, 2009

Patrick

Big sexy, good at football but hates people that play soccer. Doesnt like homo's and gets girls left and right. Has alota friends and is good at any video game he trys.

Aw man that guy is so sexy he must be a patrick

by john schlongggggggggg May 6, 2008

Patrick

A short bald incel crane operator who turns girls lesbian. He will tell you otherwise

Don’t be a Patrick

by Patrickisaloser June 9, 2020

Patrick

The type of guy to get his hair dyed and ears pierced before going to a liberal college in the North Eastern East Coast of the United States that is predominately homosexual.

Friend 1: You hear about that guy in our grade that got accepted to Muhlenberg?
Friend 2: Oh yea that guys gonna get pegged hella. He's such a Patrick.

by RobloxPu$$y July 30, 2018

Patrick

Patrick is the type of guy who will seem like the sweetest guy ever. He’ll always tell you how pretty you are and make you so happy and then he’ll cheat on you and break your heart. Don’t get involved with a Patrick because he’s bad news. Patrick is also the type to break up over text and not tell you that he cheated.

Girl 1: OMG Patrick is just the cutest
Girl 2: Don’t go for him he’s bad news he just broke that girls heart and cheated on her behind her back.

by Frick you all June 29, 2019