Patrick

best guy ever. He's an ass at sometimes, but he's a keeper. He's sexy as fuck with the best body i have ever seen. really good soccer player, and likes to party. he's super smart, and I love him to death. He's the fucking best. In every way, if you know what I'm saying.
Girl 1: who the fuck is that?
Girl 2: That's patrick, he's pretty great.
Girl 1: yeah? You fuck that yet?
Girl 2: hell yeah, an I'm damn sure glad i did ;)
by loveeeyouuuu June 26, 2011
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An asian who is awesome at being smart, nice, athletic, awesome, peachy, funny, and cool. Has very nice skin color, that many people are very jealous of.
by whatisthisthingagain February 25, 2010
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Patrick

One who appears to have symptoms of down syndrome after consuming abundant amounts of alcoholic beverages.
yo he was so patrick last night, he chugged a twenty sixer.DOWNY!
by Your moms best friend January 16, 2009
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Big sexy, good at football but hates people that play soccer. Doesnt like homo's and gets girls left and right. Has alota friends and is good at any video game he trys.
Aw man that guy is so sexy he must be a patrick
by john schlongggggggggg May 06, 2008
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A short bald incel crane operator who turns girls lesbian. He will tell you otherwise
by Patrickisaloser June 09, 2020
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The type of guy to get his hair dyed and ears pierced before going to a liberal college in the North Eastern East Coast of the United States that is predominately homosexual.
Friend 1: You hear about that guy in our grade that got accepted to Muhlenberg?
Friend 2: Oh yea that guys gonna get pegged hella. He's such a Patrick.
by RobloxPu$$y July 31, 2018
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Will Patrick

Will Patrick sucked my penis for a packet of shapes
by Purple dick boy June 10, 2020
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