when you antique your taint with flour, then you do some activity to get the flour "pasty" with sweat. Then you scrape off the flour and throw it in someones face.
by Eric and Jesse March 12, 2008
Get the tasty pastymug. The oldest known form of contraception first implemented by 16th century Welsh settlers to Cornwall. Now a tasty lunch-time snack.
"Evelyn's pregnant again word is Clarence was going at it and his meat broke out of the pastry",
"Oh Egbert you tell such elaborate stories"
"Oh Egbert you tell such elaborate stories"
by Thank albert smoota for this one! February 24, 2005
Get the Cornish Pastymug. An anal excretion shaped similar in appearance, or shaped into an appearance resembling a pastie. Can be constructed of either natural human excreta, or preferably food products administered into the anal cavity before pastie construction.
I found some corn in my girlfriends butt pastie!
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two girls, one cup assplay shitfood howdidienduphere
by Rasputin Kaboob February 6, 2018
Get the Butt Pastiemug. The deep anger experienced after purchasing and consuming a disappointing pasty. Especially in Wales.
What is this mushy brown stuff in the middle of my flaky pastry square thats being passed off as a 'cornish pasty'. Trying to find a decent pasty in wales gives me pasty rage!!
by pastylover March 16, 2015
Get the Pasty Ragemug. Grace! I appreciate the pasty pic you sent last night. I hope Jamie isn't offered...after all I didn't see any nipples.
by Yahn Galinovsky April 11, 2021
Get the pasty picmug. A bicycle used for (but not exclusively) the collection of pasties and pies either for an individual but often a conglomerate of friends or colleagues.
A pasty bike is generally fully functioning, albeit with a slightly dull or dishevelled appearance, such that it could be left unattended outside a public house or bakery with no fear of it being stolen. Handlebar baskets and a bottle carriers are recommended but not compulsory.
Also used for single or return trips to the pub, confectionery collections and other low profile trade deals.
A pasty bike is generally fully functioning, albeit with a slightly dull or dishevelled appearance, such that it could be left unattended outside a public house or bakery with no fear of it being stolen. Handlebar baskets and a bottle carriers are recommended but not compulsory.
Also used for single or return trips to the pub, confectionery collections and other low profile trade deals.
1)"Bloody hell Geoffrey its 10:05 the boys are ravenous. Wheres the grub at?"
"I'll send the apprentice out on the pasty bike"
2) "see that shitty looking bike lay outside the pub?"
"Idiot! that's a pasty bike"
"I'll send the apprentice out on the pasty bike"
2) "see that shitty looking bike lay outside the pub?"
"Idiot! that's a pasty bike"
by batmanghelidjh May 30, 2019
Get the Pasty Bikemug. "You know Aiden? He keeps trying to act black but he ain't."
"That dude is just being a cornish pasty as always."
"That dude is just being a cornish pasty as always."
by ofln_ May 19, 2020
Get the Cornish pastymug.